If your pants had superpowers....

[AlexCrowley 0]

what power would you give them?

I would have nightcrawlers teleportation power in my pants.

1. easy to get dressed. bamph on, bamph off.
2. no laundry, bamph them clean.
3. fun penis tricks.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[NWFlyer 2]

Mine must have superpowers since men are always trying to get into them.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[masterrig 1]

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Mine must have superpowers since men are always trying to get into them.

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That's silly! They probably wouldn't fit them anyhow! They'd be too small!


Chuck

[chaoskitty 0]

I'd like to have a pair of pants that go from casual to dressy with the tug of a belt loop. Sometimes you want shiny pants. Sometimes you dont.

[AlexCrowley 0]

a practical and intelligent comment.


GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD!!!!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[SpeedRacer 1]

so, your pants would be able to teleport nightcrawlers? I guess you must do a lot of fishing.

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[chaoskitty 0]

Go take off your wife's underwear and put your pants on, Shirley!!

[AlexCrowley 0]

so comfortable, yet functional.

of course, stretchy gusset is not an option or your ballbag gets garrotted.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Thanatos340 1]

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If your pants had superpowers....

IF??? What do you mean "IF"??

My Pants already have many Superpowers.
If I simply let them Drop to my Knees... Everyone for Miles around is instantly Blinded by the Glowing Bright Whiteness contained within.

[AlexCrowley 0]

PANTS not ASSpowers or BALLBAG mutations.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[chaoskitty 0]

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for Miles around is instantly Blinded by the Glowing Bright Whiteness contained within.

Some sunless tanning lotion will take care of that. Refer to the womens forum for discussion.

[Scoop 0]

they would be self cleaning

[Thanatos340 1]

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Some sunless tanning lotion will take care of that. Refer to the womens forum for discussion.

OH NO!!! you arent tricking me into going in there!! Besides .. They beat up on guys who happen to wander by.

[Rebecca 0]

Then I'd be out having fun with them instead of sitting here postwhoring from work.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[AlexCrowley 0]

I postwhore when my brain molecules are jumping around so much they overflow.

Which is deceptively often. But thats because the majority of brain volume is filled with shit.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[TrophyHusband 0]

with a push of a button, they would be able to either amplify or silence my farts.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[Rebecca 0]

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with a push of a button, they would be able to either amplify or silence my farts.

I'd need an odor-eating function as well.

I can spend all day alone in my office with no visitors, but if one li'l poot slips, it never fails that someone will walk in, around my desk and right over to my chair, within 2 seconds.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[jumper03 0]

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with a push of a button, they would be able to either amplify or silence my farts.

I'd need an odor-eating function as well.

I can spend all day alone in my office with no visitors, but if one li'l poot slips, it never fails that someone will walk in, around my desk and right over to my chair, within 2 seconds.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Happens to me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scars remind us that the past is real

[squink 0]

What kind of fun penis tricks?

...the door was open

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[Amazon 7]

My PANTZ do have super powers.. They let me track with the floaty butts.. and I wear them when speed diving... at like 300 MPH and they have only suffered a little damage

[PLFXpert 0]

I was going to say my pants would have super-flexiblity powers, but then realized that power would work much better w/out the pants

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[SpeedRacer 1]

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I would have nightcrawlers teleportation power in my pants.

Nightcrawlers are just big fat earthworms. They don't teleport, they burrow. and you probably wouldn't want them in your pants.

However, they are hermaphrodites, which would double your chances of getting a date.

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