Vegetables = pain!

[FeetFlyer 0]

I don't cook very often and when I do I most of the times just open a can of tuna and eat it with pasta or make hamburgers or something easy like that. But this evening I thought to my self - Hey why don't I try something new, something different?

I found some wookvegetables which had been in the freezer for quite sometime, fried them, poured some sort of sauce on them (sweet n sour) and boiled noodles. This creation I made tasted really good and I must say I was pretty pleased with my cooking skills.

.. that is until half an hour later when the [B]PAIN[/B] started. It was like someone was trying to make balloonanimals out of my intestines. I wont go into further details but the rest of the evening was kind of shitty and it took about four hours before I felt normal again.

The conclusion is vegetables are evil and should only be eaten by cows (whom I now regard much higher for their high painthreshold) and maybe really nasty criminals.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

what are wook vegetables? Is that like "wookie vegetables", which grow on the planet Endor??

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[PLFXpert 0]

Sounds like gas pain.

I LOVE vegetables---I even crave them believe it or not I was the only child my mom knew that asked for asparagus for dinner

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[FeetFlyer 0]

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what are wook vegetables? Is that like "wookie vegetables", which grow on the planet Endor??

that's the ones.. they're long, brownish in colour and furry.

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[FeetFlyer 0]

I bet the lunchladys just loved you!

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[j0nes 0]

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what are wook vegetables? Is that like "wookie vegetables", which grow on the planet Endor??

ewoks are from endor, wookies are from kashyyk.... duuuuh.


i would blame the sauce before the veggies, especially if you cooked the veggies thoroughly.

[ltdiver 3]

Here is a list of food to completely avoid if you want to make pain-free HALO jumps. (yes, some vegetables are included).

From the U.S. Air Force Manual: http://www.batnet.com/mfwright/GITract.html

I actually believe that President Bush (41) avoided broccoli like the plague because of just this reason! ;^)

ltdiver

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[monkycndo 0]

Now I know what to eat tomorrow night since I plan to jump Sunday. Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaa.

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Now I know what to eat tomorrow night since I plan to jump Sunday. Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaa.

So, you like pain do you?

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[PLFXpert 0]

I was part of the brown bag club

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[monkycndo 0]

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Now I know what to eat tomorrow night since I plan to jump Sunday. Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaa.

So, you like pain do you?

I refuse to answer until I know you better. So how you doin'?

Naw, the pressure never stays in my system long enough to cause the pain. It just seems to escape on the way to altitude. But I know I will never top skydiverxxl with his ability to pollute a plane. I think his current record is nine emissions on one flight.

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[masterrig 1]

How old, were those veggies? Might have gotten a touch of food poisining.


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[RhondaLea 4]

Eat your vegetables or die a slow lingering death.

http://www.pccnaturalmarkets.com/health/Food_Hbc/Vegetables_Hbc.htm

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[FeetFlyer 0]

make me!

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[RhondaLea 4]

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make me!

Sure.

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[FeetFlyer 0]

bah.. the handcuffs wont hold me for long..I think you'll have to get me exhausted first

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[Chizazz 0]

Wookies aren't from Endor duh.

Whoops, someone already said that.

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bah.. the handcuffs wont hold me for long..I think you'll have to get me exhausted first

Nice try.

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[shall555 0]

Vegetables ? That's crazy talk!

What you don't know is that you should eat several servings of *processed* foods every day.

You can get severely out of alignment with contemporary society without regular consumption of Tang, sausage dogs, Cheez Whiz and almost anything with sodium gluconate.

Man, get with the program. This is your health we're talkin' about, here !

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Here is a list of food to completely avoid if you want to make pain-free HALO jumps. (yes, some vegetables are included).

From the U.S. Air Force Manual: http://www.batnet.com/mfwright/GITract.html

I actually believe that President Bush (41) avoided broccoli like the plague because of just this reason! ;^)

ltdiver

So there really is an excuse for people who fart in the jumpship

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