Skystorm 0 #1 January 10, 2006 There's been a few posts about pick up lines.. Here's a few comebacks.. *************************************** MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t. ****************************************** Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off just yet. ****************************************** Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go. ****************************************** Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! ****************************************** Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***. ****************************************** Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh*gged. (OOPS... OUCH... ) ****************************************** Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants. ****************************************** Man: You're pretty... Woman: P*ss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 January 10, 2006 Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: No Man: Then I guess a blowjob is out of the question.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 January 10, 2006 Man: "How about a pizza and a fuck?" Woman: NO! Man: "What? You don't like pizza?" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
