Lawyer jokes?

[akarunway 1]

I'll start> Why are lawyers buried 25 feet underground? > Cause deep down they are really nice guys

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[monkycndo 0]

Lawyer friend gave me 20+pages of lawyer jokes years ago.

My favorites:

It was so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

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[demoss99 0]

Whats the difference between a mercedes full of attorneys and a pineapple?

The pineapple is the one with the pricks on the outside!!

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

[Stumpy 284]

Lawyer walks into a doctor's with a frog on his head. the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" to which the frog replies "I appear to have this terrible wart on my arse!"

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[squirrel 0]

what do you call 20 laywers at the bottom of the lake?

a good start

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[lawrocket 3]

Why do I wear a necktie? To hold down the foreskin.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Elisha 1]

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what do you call 20 laywers at the bottom of the lake?

a good start

That is the oldest one out there. Booooooo!

[darnknit 0]

how many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

just one, but man that light bulb reeaally gets screwed.

pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

[gmanpilot 0]

That's a classic!

What do you call parachuting lawyers? ...Skeet!

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[chuckbrown 0]

What do you call a skydiving lawyer? Skeet.

[jraf 0]

A baby snake and a baby bunny are both blind. They have no idea what they are, so the snake says:

'Hey friend, maybe if we feel each other we will find out what we are?'

'Great' says the bunny 'go ahead, start!'

So the baby snake feels his friends and says:

'You are soft and fuzzy and furry and you have a funny furry tail and long ears - you must be a bunnyy!'

'Wheeeeeeee' - cries the bunny -'that so cool, now let me feel you!' And as he proceeds he says:

'You are cold and slimy and generally unpleasant - You must be a lawyer!'

jraf

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[DTOXX 0]

A doctor and a lawyer are standing on the street corner when a blond walks by. The doctor says "Damn I would love to screw her." The lawyer replied with "Out of what?"

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[mccurley 1]

What's black and brown and looks good on a laywer?





A doberman

If you stretch ten laywers out on the floor head to foot head to foot in a straigh line, How far do they reach?



Just up into the next ones pocket!

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[akarunway 1]

Did you hear that Saddam Hussein took 100 lawyers hostage? He said if his demands weren't met he'd start releasing them one by one.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.