CSpenceFLY 1 #1 April 1, 2005 Someone called me last night to ask if I knew any midget skydivers.I'm not quite sure where this thought came from,I choose not to think about it for very long.Anyway,do any of oyu know any midget skydivers?...other than Mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #2 April 1, 2005 JACKASS here. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 April 1, 2005 What is the exact classification of a midget? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 April 1, 2005 QuoteSomeone called me last night to ask if I knew any midget skydivers.I'm not quite sure where this thought came from,I choose not to think about it for very long.Anyway,do any of oyu know any midget skydivers?...other than Mouth. Oh man, remind me not to stand next to you when she comes after you! I've never met a real midget skydiver, but there was one in a picture in Parachutist last year. The only reason I noticed was because of the configuration of his harness, which looked unusual. The emergency handles were right at the joints to the legstraps. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #6 April 1, 2005 Define 'midget'..... I'm 5'3" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 April 1, 2005 I think if we go with the "under 5 feet" classification, I know one: Daizey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 April 1, 2005 that would make me not a midget. I'm 5' 3 1/2" Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #10 April 1, 2005 Not technically. I guess I'm just a JACKASS... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 April 1, 2005 BTW, that word sounds really funny when you say it over and over again. It's making me giggle now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 April 1, 2005 I didn't think so. If you were, you'd be a big midget. (Sorry, it's that word again . . .) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 April 1, 2005 QuoteI didn't think so. If you were, you'd be a big midget. (Sorry, it's that word again . . .) Midget, widget, kidget, bidget, gidget, pidget... Now try saying them rapidly without flubbing. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #14 April 1, 2005 QuoteI think if we go with the "under 5 feet" classification, I know one: Daizey. lol, Hey it's only 4 inches...but it feel like a lot!! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 April 1, 2005 Quote Hey it's only 4 inches...but it feel like a lot!! No. I won't do it. I want to, but I won't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 April 1, 2005 That was a Dublin Boogie quote, said by yours truly. I've turned so innocent, I don't even notice when I say stuff like that anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #17 April 1, 2005 QuoteNo. I won't do it. I want to, but I won't. go for it lisaif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 April 1, 2005 I'm a midget with a growth hormone problem.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #19 April 1, 2005 Quote***lol, Hey it's only 4 inches...but it feel like a lot!! ...Must.....Not.....Give.....In.....To......Smart.....Assed......Reply.....AAARRRRGGGHH!!I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbain 0 #20 April 1, 2005 I just heard this on the radio yesterday so it's fresh in my mind. I midget is less than 4'10" tall. Being 5'0" I'm only 2" away. But I'm the shortest person I know that skydives. So, I don't know any midget skydivers. Christina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #21 April 1, 2005 Daizey is shorter. 4'10" and a half. Finding s used jumpsuit is just a tad challenging for her is a tad difficult.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #22 April 1, 2005 sheesh you'd think you of all people would know by now that it's 4'10 and 3/4 of an inch lol I value my 3/4 of an inch greatly because I have heard the same thing about being under the classification of midget if you're under 4'10 *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 April 1, 2005 No but I know plenty of Munchkins.. seems almost any womens way that I get on... I feel like Dorothy... in OZ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 April 1, 2005 Quote. seems almost any womens way that I get on... I feel like Dorothy... in OZ... In that case, I'm not even going to ask to what you're refering when talking about the yellow brick road! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 April 1, 2005 No I am the red brick.. get it rightFollow the Red Brick Road...Follow the Red Brick Road Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
