SkymonkeyONE 4 #26 January 11, 2006 QuoteMy ex was a Jehovahs Witness, so we recognized it immediately. He pops in a porn tape and I turn on the tv. I plopped down on the couch and he invites them in. "Can I offer you a beer?" About that time, they notice what is on tv and left. Some people just can't deal with a good "challenge". What also works with "those types" is ansering the door with your pants down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #27 January 11, 2006 Quotebad karma The key words here are "holier-than-thou" and "innocent" teasing - nothing truely mean. I love most of the suggestions, but I'm responding here because I want it clear this is all in fun to lightly remind them of a few things. And just so you know, these folks do not bring their own organic food - they want their hosts to accomodate that and they better be damn sure it REALLY is organic. They don't flush. They abhor paper use, including thank-you notes, and think everyone should too. Worst, and aside from the veggie hippie thing, they don't say thank you. They've got it coming. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #28 January 11, 2006 No no no, you people are going about this all wrong; ya gotta fight fire with fire,take it from me i've got a sister who is one of those quaker holistic healer types that live in a "community"with her kid in a montessori school who goes on and on AND ON about all that crap. It makes me nuts! OK here's the plan;use the afore mentioned jehova trick- when they come over..you are all naked, after all the human body is a beautiful form, start you shpiel about how clothing is a manefestation of guilt and shame perpetrated by the fasion industry and "the man"-insist that they get naked too. Then get your juicer going, reach over to your fake organic hydroponic garden which is actually a tray of dirt with veggies stuck in it.....dont wash the dirt off...just throw them in the machine and serve, by now they are eyeing your hay bale furniture wondering where to sit, meanwhile go outside and pull up handfulls of grass and put that on a hand crafted clay plate, place it on the hay bale coffe-, I mean "chai" table,sit back, eat some grass, and watch their reaction ....get the picture? The problem with skydiving is ya gotta be fuckin nuts! and perfectly sane at the same time.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 January 11, 2006 A lot of people are suggesting that Rebecca get naked. While I'd like to see it, too, can't we keep nudity and prurience out of just ONE thread. If Rebecca got naked, any hippie dude would put up with all the other stuff. In fact, he'd probably bring his friends, which would make the situation worse. She's cute. The nudity thing would work for me, though. Who wants to see a fat guy who'd be the whitest dude a an albino convention? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #30 January 11, 2006 QuoteWhat also works with "those types" is ansering the door with your pants down. Coffee -> nose -> monitor Chuck's getting the repair bill. Here's a question - why are you having this person over if they annoy you so much?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #31 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat also works with "those types" is ansering the door with your pants down. Coffee -> nose -> monitor Chuck's getting the repair bill. Here's a question - why are you having this person over if they annoy you so much? I'm not - they're coming to visit friends of mine. It's the best friend and wife of my friend's husband... my friend is a wonderful hostess - she just appreciates a 'thank you' and a flushed toilet and some manners from her guests... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #32 January 11, 2006 Are you going to get naked for us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote What also works with "those types" is ansering the door with your pants down. or in your birthday suit. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #34 January 11, 2006 QuoteAre you going to get naked for us? Not right now. The office has this stupid dress code... Gimme a few months. I've started working out again and the results are starting to show. I like you guys too much to subject you to a flabalanche. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #35 January 11, 2006 Ask them if they think you look better in your koala or panda-skin coat. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #36 January 11, 2006 Quote I like you guys too much to subject you to a flabalanche. I just showed your eye my penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #37 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote I like you guys too much to subject you to a flabalanche. I just showed your eye my penis. We usually are eye-to-eye, aren't we? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #38 January 11, 2006 QuoteWe usually are eye-to-eye, aren't we? Eyed say so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites deeter 0 #39 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy ex was a Jehovahs Witness, so we recognized it immediately. He pops in a porn tape and I turn on the tv. I plopped down on the couch and he invites them in. "Can I offer you a beer?" About that time, they notice what is on tv and left. Some people just can't deal with a good "challenge". What also works with "those types" is ansering the door with your pants down. I tried that once (actually naked) and all the little shits could do was stand there with smirks on their faces. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Rebecca 0 #34 January 11, 2006 QuoteAre you going to get naked for us? Not right now. The office has this stupid dress code... Gimme a few months. I've started working out again and the results are starting to show. I like you guys too much to subject you to a flabalanche. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #35 January 11, 2006 Ask them if they think you look better in your koala or panda-skin coat. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #36 January 11, 2006 Quote I like you guys too much to subject you to a flabalanche. I just showed your eye my penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #37 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote I like you guys too much to subject you to a flabalanche. I just showed your eye my penis. We usually are eye-to-eye, aren't we? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #38 January 11, 2006 QuoteWe usually are eye-to-eye, aren't we? Eyed say so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeter 0 #39 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy ex was a Jehovahs Witness, so we recognized it immediately. He pops in a porn tape and I turn on the tv. I plopped down on the couch and he invites them in. "Can I offer you a beer?" About that time, they notice what is on tv and left. Some people just can't deal with a good "challenge". What also works with "those types" is ansering the door with your pants down. I tried that once (actually naked) and all the little shits could do was stand there with smirks on their faces. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
