AlexCrowley 0 #76 January 3, 2006 Sure thing. You can come out on a naked shopping trip - his favorite method of making people who are uncomfortable about the disabled even more uncomfortable. Hilarity abounds. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #77 January 3, 2006 QuoteSure thing. You can come out on a naked shopping trip - his favorite method of making people who are uncomfortable about the disabled even more uncomfortable. Hilarity abounds. Sounds awesome! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #78 January 3, 2006 QuoteQuote ______________________________________ Sounds like a real 'social klutz'! His sister, did the right thing. How funny! Chuck Man, if I had a sister and I did that to her by mistake, just shoot me! _______________________________________ No kidding! Hell, I'd even load the gun! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #79 January 3, 2006 QuoteThe funniest part is that he thinks of him self as a real ladies man. to the point where he walked up to on of our friends and told her that she had missed the chance to get with him. Its pretty funny stuff. but anyway what can you do. _____________________________________ that type, usually does think os themselves that way. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #80 January 3, 2006 I once asked my friend's aunt when her baby was due. Apparently, she was not expecting. (Thankfully, she liked me and was REALLY nice about responding to my question.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #81 January 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteOne of my best friends has OI, which means he's about 2' 6". When we used to go to wheelchair unfriendly places I'd carry him on my back. I'd get a great deal of 'How old is your son now?' '33'. Of course, having him sat in a kiddie booster seat smoking a cigarette and drinking soda was always fun for traffic jams. Can I hang out with you guys?!!! I promise I'll be on my worst behavior! Walt Thats pretty funny, i am sure that there were some parents that walked of thiking that you were just terrible. ha ha ha.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #82 January 3, 2006 No that happens when I threaten to beat him and he starts crying and asking people to save him TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #83 January 3, 2006 I do one about once per day on average, but here's two that come to mind quickly. In London in a pub, and as is my custom, shitfaced, I see a guy with a hunchback enter. I turn to the stranger next to me and the following ensues. "Look at the daft fucker with the hump on his back" "That's my brother" "Suits him doesn't it ?" And now fast forward to Byron, where a blind girl is sitting on the couch with her seeing eye dog waiting to do a tandem. Me - "Why don't we just hang her in front of a fan and save on the pack job ?" Her sight not withstanding, there was apparently nothing wrong with her hearing. Oh yeah, if you're dating two women simultaneously, it's a bad idea to get them to come to the same boogie at the same time. Also, I have learned that it is good practice to never infer that a women might be pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #84 January 3, 2006 Quote Me - "Why don't we just hang her in front of a fan and save on the pack job ?" . I think I'm gonna open a specialized dropzone. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #85 January 3, 2006 Gareth, Gareth, Gareth... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #86 January 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteSure thing. You can come out on a naked shopping trip - his favorite method of making people who are uncomfortable about the disabled even more uncomfortable. Hilarity abounds. Sounds awesome! Walt Oh man, can I get in on that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #87 January 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSure thing. You can come out on a naked shopping trip - his favorite method of making people who are uncomfortable about the disabled even more uncomfortable. Hilarity abounds. Sounds awesome! Walt Oh man, can I get in on that?? Me too!! I love having shitloads of fun like that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #88 January 3, 2006 Only if you promise to shout very loud and very slow at people. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #89 January 3, 2006 QuoteOnly if you promise to shout very loud and very slow at people. Only if they do it to me first... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #90 January 3, 2006 well what the hell is the point of that then!? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,570 #91 January 3, 2006 QuoteOnly if you promise to shout very loud and very slow at peopleI think he should sign very slow and with very big motions. Yeah, that's the ticket. That said, I just posted in the "Brokeback Mountain" thread in SC -- does that count as a social blunder? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #92 January 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteOnly if you promise to shout very loud and very slow at peopleI think he should sign very slow and with very big motions. Yeah, that's the ticket. That said, I just posted in the "Brokeback Mountain" thread in SC -- does that count as a social blunder? Wendy W. Probably. I have several posts in there too, so change that to likely. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #93 January 11, 2006 I'm bumping this thread for something that just happened to me today. I made a business visit to an agency today that I'd never been to before. While there, I happened to meet this particularly attractive woman. I put out my hand to introduce myself, and when she took it we both got a jolt of static electricity. She shot me a really big smile and said "Looks like we've already got some electricity." To which I blurted, "Well, either that or static." Yeah, I wish I had that one back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #94 January 11, 2006 Smooth move there, Ex Lax. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #95 January 11, 2006 Yeah now doubt. After she said the electricity part you should have said, "Come to my house to play hide the sausage!" That works everytime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #96 January 11, 2006 QuoteI'm bumping this thread for something that just happened to me today. I made a business visit to an agency today that I'd never been to before. While there, I happened to meet this particularly attractive woman. I put out my hand to introduce myself, and when she took it we both got a jolt of static electricity. She shot me a really big smile and said "Looks like we've already got some electricity." To which I blurted, "Well, either that or static." Yeah, I wish I had that one back. Relax. You get a free pass on that one because you were there on business. In that situation, you NEVER, EVER try to one-up a woman on anything that might be taken as sexual innuendo. If you had said that on your own time, however, you would be at risk of getting your guy card suspended for 30 days. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #97 January 11, 2006 Thanks Walt. Suddenly my social herpes doesn't look so bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
