SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 January 11, 2006 Now that Walt has told a good part of his life stroy, I think it needs to go to the Silver Screen..... Who should play some of these roles?? Big name actor or someone from our little world too would work just fine. Lead role (Walt) goes to......? Psycho girlfriend....? Base Jump Buddy....? Nipple Dr.....? Grandmotherly Nurse....? ETC......? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 January 11, 2006 Lead role (Walt) goes to......? I say walt should play himself Psycho girlfriend....? Jennifer Gardner Base Jump Buddy....? Chris Rock Nipple Dr.....? The old guy from Oceans twelve who was pretending to be Julia Roberts OB doctor Grandmotherly Nurse....? The woman who plays kitty on that 70's show ETC......? I can be an extra. I am even stage combat trained, so I can do a fight sceneDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 11, 2006 GAWD!!! Just leave the glory hole thing out of the script. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease leave that out!!!! As for who plays me, I'm thinkin' any one of the three stooges guys (when they were in their prime anyway) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 January 11, 2006 I think we could find a part or two for Cocheese and Billvon BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 January 11, 2006 oooh just thought of a great combo....Tom Hanks as lead (think Forest Gump character) and Angelina Jolie as Psycho Girlfriend. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 January 11, 2006 No no no. The psycho girlfriend should be played by that crazy "Trading Spaces" lady. She's got the part nailed already. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 January 11, 2006 Which one is that?? I haven't watch the show in ages! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #8 January 11, 2006 I'll see if I can find the clip and send you a link. It wasn't a pretty sight. I believe the common expression for her behavior is "foaming at the mouth". Edited to add: My mistake, it was "Trading Spouses". Clicky.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 January 11, 2006 Do you mean the Trading SPOUSES show? If so....yeah i saw that. Yep, she would do PERFECTLY!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 11, 2006 I know the Trading Spouses lady you're talking about. She's got the psycho part down for sure, but my ex was (and I'm sure still is) a very attractive woman--very petite and she has an awesome smile and just oozes warmth. That was the real kicker. Nobody would believe what she could be like behind closed doors. In case you're wondering what a really attractive woman was doing with me, well I'm thinkin' that has something to do with the psyco part! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 January 11, 2006 Ok...so what you are saying is that she HAS to be pretty, tiny, and really crazy OR at the very least act the part......aren't there are few girls on this forum that fit the bill? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #12 January 11, 2006 If you don't mind, I'll take some of those worms you just liberated from that can. I'm going fishing for the next couple of hours. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 January 11, 2006 QuoteOk...so what you are saying is that she HAS to be pretty, tiny, and really crazy OR at the very least act the part......aren't there are few girls on this forum that fit the bill? Bobbi Actually, the idea is someone who has an appearance (however you want to define it) that is very warm and soothing and can switch between sweetheart and psycho mode instantly. Think Mommy Dearest.... As far as dz.com ladies that fit the bill, ahem, ALL of the dz.com ladies are gorgeous but no way could ANY of the dz.zom ladies ever be considered even slightly evil in any way. (How's that for some sucking up? And yes, I know it doesn't even come close to undoing the reputation I have earned from posting these stories!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 January 11, 2006 Hey I never mentioned ANY names...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 January 11, 2006 Besides aren't we all a little whacked anyway, throw in a little PMS and we could pull the role off quite nicely. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #16 January 11, 2006 QuoteHey I never mentioned ANY names...... Bobbi I know, but I'm sure there were at least a few hackles raised. Nothing says 'uh-oh' like offline grumbling at random statements: "Who the EFF was SHE talking about? Was it ME?? WAS IT??" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 January 11, 2006 Honestly? I don't know any of the ladies here, personally. The only one I know, personally, hung out with ,etc, is Lisamarie and she already knows what I think of her. The only way I would name names is if I could honestly do that....so if the "little voices" start going off in their heads, well then, maybe they are really right for the part.A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #18 January 11, 2006 I'm just ribbing you, you know. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 January 11, 2006 Yeah, I know.But you never know who maybe lurking.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 January 11, 2006 QuoteLisamarie and she already knows what I think of her. hehehe but im not skinney nor have I had period in almost 5 years so no PMS .... still hold a grudge of me ruining the new tony suit or was it the puking all over your house? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 January 11, 2006 Hell no......Tony Suit needed to be broken in and the puking all over my house....par for the course when you hang out with Lisamarie. hehehehehehe Love ya girl..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 January 11, 2006 QuoteTony Suit needed to be broken in*** such a nice way to put it... no wonder I wasnt allowed to use the cool tye dye one par for the course when you hang out with Lisamarie*** mac and cheese.... mac and cheese....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 January 11, 2006 God...that tye dyed one is a classic, it really needed to be put behind glass and stored in a museum somewhere, though it is my favorite, you could catch some air with that! Yeah way too much mac and cheese for you! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 January 11, 2006 oh and you hung out with another girl dz.commer she just didnt jump anymore.... and she might fit the part.... her BF was the jumper Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 January 11, 2006 Are you talkin about Jason or Rob? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
