cocheese 0 #26 January 11, 2006 QuoteGenerally I wake up to something poking me in the back. I'm guilty of that. Knock knock i want sex. wake up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #27 January 11, 2006 Cranky g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZ_BRATrox 0 #28 January 11, 2006 wow feel like i can relate....ever just felt like your life was a haze....yea me too.Quote Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #29 January 11, 2006 Cocheese, you really do have too much time on your hands don't you CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #30 January 11, 2006 QuoteKnock knock i want sex. wake up Yup. Happily for the owner of the pokey thing, generally I don't mind obliging. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #31 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteKnock knock i want sex. wake up Yup. Happily for the owner of the pokey thing, generally I don't mind obliging. Haven't you figured it out yet, Lisa? As long as you two are dating, YOU own the pokey thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #32 January 11, 2006 With a vagina, you can get all the pokey things you want. You can also get more vaginas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #33 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow do you wake up with a hard-on ________________________________________ You too? I usually piss it away! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumpah 0 #34 January 11, 2006 Quote Anyway, normally I use a bed vibrator alarm. Great for deaf people. Ya know...I never thought about alarm clocks for a deaf person. Can you run that on "full auto" if you've got a girl staying the night? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #35 January 11, 2006 QuoteI was up all night playing Hold 'Em poker... won one of those 45 player tourneys... Anyway, normally I use a bed vibrator alarm. Great for deaf people. Yeah, mine works well, too...until I hit the "off" instead of the "snooze"....or keep playing bongo on the snooze past the alarm time... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #36 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote Anyway, normally I use a bed vibrator alarm. Great for deaf people. Ya know...I never thought about alarm clocks for a deaf person. Can you run that on "full auto" if you've got a girl staying the night? hmmm... this vibrator is waaay too strong to be used sexually... feels like a jack-hammer either way.... no thanks. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #37 January 11, 2006 QuoteFighting a battle of insomnia.... to the degree that the lack of sleep is bleeding into the day.... milk gets returned to the oven.... kool aid returned to the freezer Hell, 5 minutes on the phone with me and anyone would fall asleep... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #38 January 11, 2006 I wake up praying. God comes first then I use the restroom!-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #39 January 11, 2006 I usually get an elbow in my chest. The last time I was at Z-Hills I woke up like 3 hours after I went to sleep, and I was still drunk... Hang over hit durring my flight home. That sucked. Also sometimes I wake up secondary to baby climbing in bed shouting "DA DA!"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites apollard24 0 #40 January 11, 2006 by alarm and nakedBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #41 January 11, 2006 Quoteby alarm and naked Dam'n that's hot... that's the same way I wake up...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dougjumper 0 #42 January 12, 2006 Yeh uhhh I just wake up whenever I feel like it everyday no joke. Usually wake up betwween 7:30am to 8:30am. Its nice to just sleep in if you want too. I sure like it. Sometimes I can sleep in till 11ish if I please. Its all good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #43 January 12, 2006 Quoteby alarm and naked Same here... so how YOU doin? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #44 January 12, 2006 should we start a how do you want to wake up thread?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #45 January 12, 2006 Quoteshould we start a how do you want to wake up thread? Can you imagine the imagination everyone on here has with their twisted sense of humor? It would go flaming in 10 minutes I bet... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #46 January 12, 2006 True. Right now the way I would like to wake up would be after a good solid few hours of sleep. Just another coupld of days and it will all be better. It would be nice to be cuddling with my honey, but that may not happen.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gravitational 0 #47 January 12, 2006 *Other - Wake up call from the front desk of the hotel where I'm at. When at home, I get up when I want...------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flygurl 0 #48 January 12, 2006 On my days off... dogs are hungry. On work days...by alarm clock. Always naked and on a good day, by a hot man wanting sex.________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #49 January 12, 2006 I've been sleeping nekked lately as well. My boxers have been behaving stranglyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #50 January 12, 2006 QuoteI've been sleeping nekked lately as well. My boxers have been behaving strangly Seeking the comfort of dark, warm places, regardless of the constriction factor? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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selbbub78 0 #29 January 11, 2006 Cocheese, you really do have too much time on your hands don't you CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #30 January 11, 2006 QuoteKnock knock i want sex. wake up Yup. Happily for the owner of the pokey thing, generally I don't mind obliging. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #31 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteKnock knock i want sex. wake up Yup. Happily for the owner of the pokey thing, generally I don't mind obliging. Haven't you figured it out yet, Lisa? As long as you two are dating, YOU own the pokey thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #32 January 11, 2006 With a vagina, you can get all the pokey things you want. You can also get more vaginas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #33 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow do you wake up with a hard-on ________________________________________ You too? I usually piss it away! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpah 0 #34 January 11, 2006 Quote Anyway, normally I use a bed vibrator alarm. Great for deaf people. Ya know...I never thought about alarm clocks for a deaf person. Can you run that on "full auto" if you've got a girl staying the night? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #35 January 11, 2006 QuoteI was up all night playing Hold 'Em poker... won one of those 45 player tourneys... Anyway, normally I use a bed vibrator alarm. Great for deaf people. Yeah, mine works well, too...until I hit the "off" instead of the "snooze"....or keep playing bongo on the snooze past the alarm time... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #36 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote Anyway, normally I use a bed vibrator alarm. Great for deaf people. Ya know...I never thought about alarm clocks for a deaf person. Can you run that on "full auto" if you've got a girl staying the night? hmmm... this vibrator is waaay too strong to be used sexually... feels like a jack-hammer either way.... no thanks. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #37 January 11, 2006 QuoteFighting a battle of insomnia.... to the degree that the lack of sleep is bleeding into the day.... milk gets returned to the oven.... kool aid returned to the freezer Hell, 5 minutes on the phone with me and anyone would fall asleep... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #38 January 11, 2006 I wake up praying. God comes first then I use the restroom!-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #39 January 11, 2006 I usually get an elbow in my chest. The last time I was at Z-Hills I woke up like 3 hours after I went to sleep, and I was still drunk... Hang over hit durring my flight home. That sucked. Also sometimes I wake up secondary to baby climbing in bed shouting "DA DA!"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #40 January 11, 2006 by alarm and nakedBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #41 January 11, 2006 Quoteby alarm and naked Dam'n that's hot... that's the same way I wake up...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #42 January 12, 2006 Yeh uhhh I just wake up whenever I feel like it everyday no joke. Usually wake up betwween 7:30am to 8:30am. Its nice to just sleep in if you want too. I sure like it. Sometimes I can sleep in till 11ish if I please. Its all good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #43 January 12, 2006 Quoteby alarm and naked Same here... so how YOU doin? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #44 January 12, 2006 should we start a how do you want to wake up thread?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #45 January 12, 2006 Quoteshould we start a how do you want to wake up thread? Can you imagine the imagination everyone on here has with their twisted sense of humor? It would go flaming in 10 minutes I bet... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #46 January 12, 2006 True. Right now the way I would like to wake up would be after a good solid few hours of sleep. Just another coupld of days and it will all be better. It would be nice to be cuddling with my honey, but that may not happen.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gravitational 0 #47 January 12, 2006 *Other - Wake up call from the front desk of the hotel where I'm at. When at home, I get up when I want...------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flygurl 0 #48 January 12, 2006 On my days off... dogs are hungry. On work days...by alarm clock. Always naked and on a good day, by a hot man wanting sex.________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #49 January 12, 2006 I've been sleeping nekked lately as well. My boxers have been behaving stranglyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #50 January 12, 2006 QuoteI've been sleeping nekked lately as well. My boxers have been behaving strangly Seeking the comfort of dark, warm places, regardless of the constriction factor? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BillyVance 35 #43 January 12, 2006 Quoteby alarm and naked Same here... so how YOU doin? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #44 January 12, 2006 should we start a how do you want to wake up thread?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #45 January 12, 2006 Quoteshould we start a how do you want to wake up thread? Can you imagine the imagination everyone on here has with their twisted sense of humor? It would go flaming in 10 minutes I bet... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #46 January 12, 2006 True. Right now the way I would like to wake up would be after a good solid few hours of sleep. Just another coupld of days and it will all be better. It would be nice to be cuddling with my honey, but that may not happen.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitational 0 #47 January 12, 2006 *Other - Wake up call from the front desk of the hotel where I'm at. When at home, I get up when I want...------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #48 January 12, 2006 On my days off... dogs are hungry. On work days...by alarm clock. Always naked and on a good day, by a hot man wanting sex.________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #49 January 12, 2006 I've been sleeping nekked lately as well. My boxers have been behaving stranglyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #50 January 12, 2006 QuoteI've been sleeping nekked lately as well. My boxers have been behaving strangly Seeking the comfort of dark, warm places, regardless of the constriction factor? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
