waltappel 1 #1 January 11, 2006 Ok, this will be a short one (by my standards). Many moons ago I was at my girlfriend's place, when she started showing me a photo album. I'm not exactly the sharpest pencil in the drawer, but after a few minutes I realized that every single picture she was showing me, in fact every single picture in that album, was an ex-boyfriend. After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 January 11, 2006 daaaaamn. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #3 January 11, 2006 Damn... that was cold, yet good at the same time. Very stratigic! Gotta love it! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 January 11, 2006 Guess that's better than the unexpected silent treatment. Women need a class in dumping and i declare this thread to be it. Walt , will you tell women the proper way to dump a guy ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #5 January 11, 2006 damn... that's crazy. would never to think to dump a guy like that. creative thinking there, wish i had thought of that years ago CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #6 January 11, 2006 Ummmm, no. We're trying to use this as a BAD example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #7 January 11, 2006 Quotedamn... that's crazy. would never to think to dump a guy like that. creative thinking there, wish i had thought of that years ago CReW Skies, Feel free to use it and/or pass it along. It really is a good one! She was very creative, and could be very vicious in both a "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" kind of way, and in a very surgical kind of way. I've got a GREAT followup to that relationship that I'll post some time. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #8 January 11, 2006 Woah! I hate to use a hackneyed phrase but... Been there... Done that! About the only thing plainer would be a 2x4 upside the head! The only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #9 January 11, 2006 QuoteGuess that's better than the unexpected silent treatment. Women need a class in dumping and i declare this thread to be it. Walt , will you tell women the proper way to dump a guy ? Ladies, here's how to dump your guy. "[insert your guy's name here], I don't know how to tell you this, but I've met someone else. I don't want to hurt you, but he's everything you are not--he's sick, twisted, unattractive, not very smart, socially retarded, and overall, just a complete loser. You are so perfect, that I just can't deal with it anymore. I need a fixerupper and I think this guy, waltappel, would be perfect for me." "Sorry, [insert your guy's name here]. I will always love you" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #10 January 11, 2006 QuoteLadies, here's how to dump your guy. "[insert your guy's name here], I don't know how to tell you this, but I've met someone else. I don't want to hurt you, but he's everything you are not--he's sick, twisted, unattractive, not very smart, socially retarded, and overall, just a complete loser. You are so perfect, that I just can't deal with it anymore. I need a fixerupper and I think this guy, waltappel, would be perfect for me." "Sorry, [insert your guy's name here]. I will always love you" Walt, careful; you are giving me a hardon. I felt a twitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #11 January 11, 2006 QuoteThe only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck Yow!!! That's a zinger!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt, careful; you are giving me a hardon. I felt a twitch. Tell your girlfriend, wife, SO, or whatever to contact me if she ever thinks about dumping you, I'll write a script for her that will have you thanking her for dumping you and have you celebrating that day every year for the rest of your life!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NlghtJumper 0 #13 January 11, 2006 Quote"[insert your guy's name here], I don't know how to tell you this, but I've met someone else. I don't want to hurt you, but he's everything you are not--he's sick, twisted, unattractive, not very smart, socially retarded, and overall, just a complete loser. You are so perfect, that I just can't deal with it anymore. I need a fixerupper and I think this guy, waltappel, would be perfect for me." "Sorry, [insert your guy's name here]. I will always love you" That is awesome!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #14 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck Yow!!! That's a zinger!!! Walt ______________________________________ That, was my thought at the time! I'm tellin' ya'! I've been turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DZ_BRATrox 0 #15 January 11, 2006 Quotedamn... that's crazy. would never to think to dump a guy like that. creative thinking there, wish i had thought of that years ago CReW Skies, you can never think of the goood ways to dump people when you really need to..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #16 January 11, 2006 Quote After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt If I'd realized what was going on, I might have been apt to say, "um no thanks, but you can take a self-portrait of your pussy instead" then walk out. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #17 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt If I'd realized what was going on, I might have been apt to say, "um no thanks, but you can take a self-portrait of your pussy instead" then walk out. Billy, Next time I get dumped I want you to handle it for me!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #18 January 11, 2006 QuoteAfter finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" *** I would have just given her my poster from off the wall...at the POST OFFICE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #19 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt If I'd realized what was going on, I might have been apt to say, "um no thanks, but you can take a self-portrait of your pussy instead" then walk out. Billy, Next time I get dumped I want you to handle it for me!!! Walt Done deal!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christoofar 0 #20 January 11, 2006 QuoteOk, this will be a short one (by my standards). Many moons ago I was at my girlfriend's place, when she started showing me a photo album. I'm not exactly the sharpest pencil in the drawer, but after a few minutes I realized that every single picture she was showing me, in fact every single picture in that album, was an ex-boyfriend. After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt Dude, that EXACT same thing happened to me. Halfway through the memorbilia I could tell what was up. Of course, this same person decided to ring me up every other day during the holidays to try to see if I "had any plans." Yup, I got plans. They're just not with you. Have a mery F- Christmas in New Jersey! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #21 January 11, 2006 Walt...you going PRO!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #22 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt...you going PRO!? BWAAAAAA!!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 January 11, 2006 Loooooooove it!!!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rsmn17 0 #24 January 11, 2006 What a bitch!! Do you need a hug? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #25 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt...you going PRO!? 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waltappel 1 #7 January 11, 2006 Quotedamn... that's crazy. would never to think to dump a guy like that. creative thinking there, wish i had thought of that years ago CReW Skies, Feel free to use it and/or pass it along. It really is a good one! She was very creative, and could be very vicious in both a "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" kind of way, and in a very surgical kind of way. I've got a GREAT followup to that relationship that I'll post some time. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 January 11, 2006 Woah! I hate to use a hackneyed phrase but... Been there... Done that! About the only thing plainer would be a 2x4 upside the head! The only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 11, 2006 QuoteGuess that's better than the unexpected silent treatment. Women need a class in dumping and i declare this thread to be it. Walt , will you tell women the proper way to dump a guy ? Ladies, here's how to dump your guy. "[insert your guy's name here], I don't know how to tell you this, but I've met someone else. I don't want to hurt you, but he's everything you are not--he's sick, twisted, unattractive, not very smart, socially retarded, and overall, just a complete loser. You are so perfect, that I just can't deal with it anymore. I need a fixerupper and I think this guy, waltappel, would be perfect for me." "Sorry, [insert your guy's name here]. I will always love you" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #10 January 11, 2006 QuoteLadies, here's how to dump your guy. "[insert your guy's name here], I don't know how to tell you this, but I've met someone else. I don't want to hurt you, but he's everything you are not--he's sick, twisted, unattractive, not very smart, socially retarded, and overall, just a complete loser. You are so perfect, that I just can't deal with it anymore. I need a fixerupper and I think this guy, waltappel, would be perfect for me." "Sorry, [insert your guy's name here]. I will always love you" Walt, careful; you are giving me a hardon. I felt a twitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 January 11, 2006 QuoteThe only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck Yow!!! That's a zinger!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt, careful; you are giving me a hardon. I felt a twitch. Tell your girlfriend, wife, SO, or whatever to contact me if she ever thinks about dumping you, I'll write a script for her that will have you thanking her for dumping you and have you celebrating that day every year for the rest of your life!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #13 January 11, 2006 Quote"[insert your guy's name here], I don't know how to tell you this, but I've met someone else. I don't want to hurt you, but he's everything you are not--he's sick, twisted, unattractive, not very smart, socially retarded, and overall, just a complete loser. You are so perfect, that I just can't deal with it anymore. I need a fixerupper and I think this guy, waltappel, would be perfect for me." "Sorry, [insert your guy's name here]. I will always love you" That is awesome!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck Yow!!! That's a zinger!!! Walt ______________________________________ That, was my thought at the time! I'm tellin' ya'! I've been turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZ_BRATrox 0 #15 January 11, 2006 Quotedamn... that's crazy. would never to think to dump a guy like that. creative thinking there, wish i had thought of that years ago CReW Skies, you can never think of the goood ways to dump people when you really need to..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 January 11, 2006 Quote After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt If I'd realized what was going on, I might have been apt to say, "um no thanks, but you can take a self-portrait of your pussy instead" then walk out. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuote After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt If I'd realized what was going on, I might have been apt to say, "um no thanks, but you can take a self-portrait of your pussy instead" then walk out. Billy, Next time I get dumped I want you to handle it for me!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 January 11, 2006 QuoteAfter finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" *** I would have just given her my poster from off the wall...at the POST OFFICE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt If I'd realized what was going on, I might have been apt to say, "um no thanks, but you can take a self-portrait of your pussy instead" then walk out. Billy, Next time I get dumped I want you to handle it for me!!! Walt Done deal!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #20 January 11, 2006 QuoteOk, this will be a short one (by my standards). Many moons ago I was at my girlfriend's place, when she started showing me a photo album. I'm not exactly the sharpest pencil in the drawer, but after a few minutes I realized that every single picture she was showing me, in fact every single picture in that album, was an ex-boyfriend. After finishing showing me the pics, she asks, "Got a picture of you I can have?" How can you get mad about being dumped like that? Walt Dude, that EXACT same thing happened to me. Halfway through the memorbilia I could tell what was up. Of course, this same person decided to ring me up every other day during the holidays to try to see if I "had any plans." Yup, I got plans. They're just not with you. Have a mery F- Christmas in New Jersey! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 January 11, 2006 Walt...you going PRO!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt...you going PRO!? BWAAAAAA!!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 January 11, 2006 Loooooooove it!!!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsmn17 0 #24 January 11, 2006 What a bitch!! Do you need a hug? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #25 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt...you going PRO!? I just about choked on my own spit when I saw that!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #25 January 11, 2006 QuoteWalt...you going PRO!? I just about choked on my own spit when I saw that!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
