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Have you ever stuck a 9 volt battery on your tongue?

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Every since we got our dog an e-collar people think we are abusing our dog so to show them that it doesn't hurt Derek will say "It feels like sticking a 9 volt battery on your tongue". So far 100% of men have said they have done it and 100% of women have said they have not done it but that this confirms that men are weird.

So have you ever stuck a 9 volt battery on your tongue, and why did you do it?



Why did I do it? because it was there.
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Every since we got our dog an e-collar people think we are abusing our dog so to show them that it doesn't hurt Derek will say "It feels like sticking a 9 volt battery on your tongue". So far 100% of men have said they have done it and 100% of women have said they have not done it but that this confirms that men are weird.

So have you ever stuck a 9 volt battery on your tongue, and why did you do it?



Yes, and I've bitten into a phone wire to see if it was 'live' Phones are -48VDC normally and 115VAC when ringing. It was live and it hurt like a mother f'er

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Yes, and I've bitten into a phone wire to see if it was 'live' Phones are -48VDC normally and 115VAC when ringing. It was live and it hurt like a mother f'er



When I was a kid I was under the mistaken notion that aluminum did not conduct electricity. I decided to prove this notion by touching a soda can to an electric fence for all my friends to observe.

That was the funniest science experiment they've probably ever seen.
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Done it...

Also been hit with a stun gun powered by a nine volt...ouch!!!

I had an invisible fence dog collar thing for a Rhodesian Ridgeback and for an English Bull Terrier. I found my Bully LAYING on the invisible fence wire on cement one day...I could see the collar shocking her from the way her neck muscles were flexing, but she obviously had learned to tune it out.:S
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All this talk of collars reminds me of a party i was at a while back. This guy had a bark collar for his dog. He and his brother decided to see what it felt like so they would put it on and then proceed to "bark" till it shocked them.:D:D:D one of the funniest damn things i have ever seen.

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then proceed to "bark" till it shocked them.



Bark? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? :|
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All I will say is that I have never had to use an E-collar on a dog.



A lot of people haven't. For example, you don't need one for those little rat dogs women carry around in their purses:ph34r:. Our pup, Sherpa, is a high energy, short attention span Belgian. Without an electronic remote collar, we would not be able to take him anywhere off-leash. Calling "Sherpa" is not going to stop him from chasing a rabbitt, just not going to happen. It doesn't hurt him, it just gets his attention. I've had it up to 80 on my neck, which is much more sensative than a dog's neck. It is a humane and effective training tool.

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My brother did that when he had two front braces on when he was a kid. He did it so much that it melted the glue and screwed up the alignment. They had to start over. Mom was pissed!!!!



I've done it, but not like that... :D
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was about to ask that.

And yes with the 9 volt, and a 12volt on purpose.

I've also: grabbed various electric fences to see what happened (apparently wild boars in germany require a REALLY large charge, as I found out much to my arms displeasure).

As a working musician I've been electrocuted by pretty much every instrument available - sometimes in 'not nice' ways.

I've been tempted to build a stungun out of a disposable battery to see how that went but haven't had time to put my plan into effect.

Mostly I get static shocks of just about anything on the planet, which is fun if you like to goose people.

I like electricity, I can hear it and feel it. It likes me back which is why it always wants to touch me.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

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was about to ask that.

And yes with the 9 volt, and a 12volt on purpose.

I've also: grabbed various electric fences to see what happened (apparently wild boars in germany require a REALLY large charge, as I found out much to my arms displeasure).

As a working musician I've been electrocuted by pretty much every instrument available - sometimes in 'not nice' ways.

I've been tempted to build a stungun out of a disposable battery to see how that went but haven't had time to put my plan into effect.

Mostly I get static shocks of just about anything on the planet, which is fun if you like to goose people.

I like electricity, I can hear it and feel it. It likes me back which is why it always wants to touch me.



Knowing your background, I wonder if the car battery stunt that Kane did to Matt Hardy on WWE a while back was for real or not... He'd hand-cuffed Matt to a ring-post, then attached jumper cables to his crotch (with blue jeans on), and connected the other ends to the car battery. Matt must be a damn good actor... :D:D:D
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I can't tell you about that particular one because I haven't asked people who were there.

However, in WCW a few years ago there was a Tazer-on-a-pole match between Scott Hall and Goldberg.

Hall one and tazered the SHIT out of goldberg, and it was all real.

Sorta like when Goldberg (their main star at the time) punched out the window of a limo to get at the bad guys ..... yup, real glass, slashed his hand and wrist up really bad and had some nerve damage.

Wrestlers are not smart. The whole 'fake' thing has meant that many of the gags and stunts you see are real. When they bury someone in a buried alive match, its done. What you dont see after the camera shuts down is the frantic rush to dig the guy out and get him medical attention.

After a long string of bad injuries and Owen's death things started to be planned out more and more special effects were used, but on the whole most guys want to do their own stunts and falls.

Hell, I think they're idiots and I still do the most stupid crap I can if I feel its necessary. For instance, until the plans were altered due to business realities, my wife was pretty upset that I'd agreed to take place in a brutal cage match that would have included at least two very unwise moments.

And as much as I try to explain, it's not a macho thing in the 'nothing can hurt me' sense, its more about art (because no matter how crazy or stupid those on the outside think it may be, we train and work very hard at a craft that is both mentally and physically demanding).

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

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Yes, of course I have tried it...my parents told me not to, so me being me did it anyway.

BUT, the funny (but not so funny) thing is......this morning, I found my dog chewing on a battery. Luckily for her, she just started so she didn't break thru to the core, but I am sure she got a jolt or two on her tongue. Silly, SILLY, dog!
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I can't tell you about that particular one because I haven't asked people who were there.

However, in WCW a few years ago there was a Tazer-on-a-pole match between Scott Hall and Goldberg.

Hall one and tazered the SHIT out of goldberg, and it was all real.



Believe it or not. I remember that one. I saw it. I knew it was real because Hall was showing it off with the blue sparks prior to using it on Goldberg.

I know a lot of stunts done are real, but planned, mostly. Yes, some accidents do happen.

Just a couple of weeks ago, Triple H and The Big Show had a confrontation that ended with Triple H slamming a sledgehammer to Show's outstretched hand on the top step of the steel steps. It looked real, but replays show he didn't really connect, at least not fully. I could be wrong.

Also this past Monday Ric Flair attacked Edge and Edge hit him in the head with a steel chair, then laid the chair on top of the announcing table, laid Flair's head on it, then seemed to hit him with another chair. It didn't look like a direct hit. But yes, sometimes injuries happen.

Edited to add: Have you ever done a ladder match? Those look absolutely brutal... B|
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Mostly what you see is simply sleight of hand. Rarely are the props gimmicked, unless absolutely necessary. Even then it rarely works out that well for the person who wanted the gimmicked prop.

Example: Foley vs HHH street fight included a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. Foley took the real barbed wire, HHH decided plastic would be safer and it still sliced him up badly - HIAC between the two used real barbed wire and no gimmicks (except the ring).

STEEL chairs hurt. There's no trick involved - you get hit with a heavy folding chair and it hurts a great deal.

I'm a little old (and smart) for ladder matches - the companies I work with most often tend to avoid putting on the big gimmick matches simply because of the injury factor and their 'specialness' - usually once or twice a year. We've done a couple of table, ladders and chairs matches - A quick trip to Home Depot and you're all set for 20 minutes of fun.

What I've always found fascinating is that the stuff that the fan sees as most brutal is often the easiest, and the stuff that most fans dont even notice is the stuff that really hurts and is tough to do. (for instance, no one thinks anything of a clothesline when they see it - now imagine a 200lb+ guy slamming his bicep into your throat, chin or face as hard and fast as he can - urk).

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

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(for instance, no one thinks anything of a clothesline when they see it - now imagine a 200lb+ guy slamming his bicep into your throat, chin or face as hard and fast as he can - urk).



Yeah, like JBL and his Clothesline from Hell... ;) I think he even made one poor bastard do a complete back flip from one... ouch!
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I've done it a bunch of times. But I was also the neighborhood kid grabbing the electric fence and shocking a line of my friends.

Mostly now I just lick batteries when I'm bored..


-karen

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I've done it a bunch of times. But I was also the neighborhood kid grabbing the electric fence and shocking a line of my friends.

Mostly now I just lick batteries when I'm bored..


-karen



You and I have got to do one of those electric 8 ways... :D
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