flygirl1 0 #26 January 13, 2006 Bad luck! You are suffering from Leah's Lurgy. Cause: early mornings Symptoms: gargling, facial paralysis, extreme hives, hair tangling Cure: Kryptonite Now I know why I not a morning personFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #27 January 13, 2006 QuoteBad luck! You are suffering from Leah's Lurgy. Cause: early mornings Symptoms: gargling, facial paralysis, extreme hives, hair tangling Cure: Kryptonite Now I know why I not a morning person LMFAO! (Doesn't that happen to all of us, after a late night of partying? ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #28 January 13, 2006 Party? me? I don't party straight to bed at 8pmFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #29 January 13, 2006 Good lord! You are suffering from Kristi's Syndrome. Cause: lack of burgers Symptoms: watery eyes, diarrhoea, occasional regurgitation Cure: sleep Yah.. I think this thing is broken... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #30 January 13, 2006 Good lord! You are suffering from Rkymtnhigh's Syndrome. Cause: genetically-modified chocolate Symptoms: sleepwalking, breast pain, moodiness, excessive extra toes Cure: bleach _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #31 January 13, 2006 I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from Jennosis. Cause: bee sting Symptoms: seizures, walking like a zombie, long hair Cure: take a day off work*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #32 January 13, 2006 Nightingale's Disorder Cause:spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: forgetting what day it is, bone pain, fear of the number thirteen, imperceptibly pointy ears Cure: take a day off work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #33 January 13, 2006 I thought as much. You are suffering from Shane's Lurgy. Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: extremely dry skin, imperceptibly orange hair, tooth lengthening, depression Cure: eat more civet catsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #34 January 13, 2006 I just have to ask: Is this how the Brits spell "diarrhea"? Quotediarrhoea I mean, it's driving me crazy in all these responses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #35 January 13, 2006 Bad luck! You are suffering from Reverse cowgirl's Syndrome. Cause: secret military experiments Symptoms: hissing, shoulder pain, tunnel vision, sudden photophobia Cure: take four placebo tablets a day until it goes awayDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #36 January 13, 2006 You're gonna LOVE this: Deafbastardosis. Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: mild nausea, urinary pain, occasional shrunken head, foaming at the mouth Cure: take a hundred Viagra tablets with meals Thanks to Skinnyshrek for the inspiration! A hundred Viagra tablets??? FUCK ME!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #37 January 13, 2006 I think I got the best disease of all! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #38 January 13, 2006 Hmmmm the squaking part fits.................... Congratulations! You are suffering from Genosis. Cause: viral Symptoms: squawking, hissing, receding gums Cure: exercise "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
