Broke 0 #1 January 12, 2006 It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 12, 2006 Frigging in the rigging, Wanking on the planking, Masturbating on the grating, There's fuck all else to do. Um, this one could go on for a while, but that's ok, i'm pretty seriously bored right now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 January 12, 2006 The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another You skipped a verseDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 January 12, 2006 Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do The captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day he'd stop and play With his fuckin' organDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 12, 2006 QuoteFrigging in the rigging, Wanking on the planking, Masturbating on the grating, There's fuck all else to do. Awesome shit... I only wish I had that talent! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 January 12, 2006 where's this from? Shakespeare? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 January 12, 2006 The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 12, 2006 QuoteIt was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis I cannot believe that someone around here other than me has heard this. The cabin boy's name was Chipper By God he was a Nipper He poured bits of glass up his ass And circumcised the Skipper! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #9 January 12, 2006 The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy You skipped that waltDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 January 12, 2006 The Captains' wife was Mable When ever she was able, she gave the crew it's weekly screw upon the the galley table (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #11 January 12, 2006 OOOOO!! OOOOO!!!!!! Is it National Talk like a Pirate day.... (almost...) ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 January 12, 2006 The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found 'er sexual quartersDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 January 12, 2006 The Sex Pistols Great Rock and Roll Swindle has got to be one of the best albums of all time. I especially love "L'anarche pour UK"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 January 13, 2006 I'd heard some of these lyrics. but I seem to recall the refrain was: Your balls to your partner Your arse against the wall If you don't get shagged on Saturday night You'll never get shagged at all! and some of the verses were: The village cripple he was there Tho he couldn't amount to much So he lined 'em up against the wall And did him with his crutch! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 January 13, 2006 QuoteI'd heard some of these lyrics. but I seem to recall the refrain was: Your balls to your partner Your arse against the wall If you don't get shagged on Saturday night You'll never get shagged at all! and some of the verses were: The village cripple he was there Tho he couldn't amount to much So he lined 'em up against the wall And did him with his crutch! different song Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness and when the ball was over there were four and twenty less Hey, swing your balls to your partner ass against the wall if you've never fucked on Saturday night you've never fucked at all... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 January 13, 2006 The Engineer was Carter, by god he was a farter, when the winds didn't blow and the ship would go, they got Carter, the farter, to start 'er (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #17 January 13, 2006 While crossing the equator The crew did elevate her. She bared her ass on the topmost mast, And dared the crew to mate her. lol I found more.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
