wildcard451 0 #1 January 15, 2006 I look like a beefed up eminem. I am not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #2 January 15, 2006 Yo yo yo, dem bitches is whacked! Anyway, post a pic of you and of him and let us reliable, level-headed people decide for you. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #3 January 15, 2006 No pictures... Didn't happen. You know this bro, wtf? |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,455 #4 January 15, 2006 Anything that starts out with, "According to these two strippers..." ain't gonna have a lot of credibility. Now, if it starts out with, "According to Bigun..." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 January 15, 2006 QuoteAnything that starts out with, "According to these two strippers..." ain't gonna have a lot of credibility. Now, if it starts out with, "According to Bigun..." Hey, they were strippers. Of course they had biguns. That's pretty close.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #6 January 15, 2006 QuoteI look like a beefed up eminem. I am not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not...... Brandon, where were you when Ma' told you not to talk to strippers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 January 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI look like a beefed up eminem. I am not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not...... Brandon, where were you when Ma' told you not to talk to strippers? Obviously not listening. I seemed to listen when she said don't do lines of coke off a stripper's tits.....but that seems to be the only advice I heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #8 January 15, 2006 They must be smoking crack. I don't think you look like Eminem at all. But I would take that as a compliment. Chicks dig him. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverds 0 #9 January 15, 2006 QuoteChicks dig him. Hence the initial compliment, although in your case I'm sure it's not just a stripper trying to get a better tip out of you. They only hustle the ugly guys Skydive Radio Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shall555 0 #10 January 15, 2006 QuoteI look like a beefed up eminem. I am not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not...... Strippers are interested in the contents of your wallet and *only* the contents of your wallet. That's it. Understand it. Know it, grasshopper. shall (who hasn't been in one of those places since he figured this out in his 20s) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 January 15, 2006 There was a guy in a club who was overweight. He carried an extra 50 easily. He was complaining about how all the women rejected him. The stripper told him, "It must take a lot of strength to carry around all that extra weight. Underneath, you must have a lot of sexy muscle." (how that logic works, I don't know) Then, "I get hit on by men who are hunks all day. I just want a man who is sincere and happy with me. If you were my b/f, you'd lose that weight real quick." The guy continued to come in and spend volumes of money with this girl. Everybody was happy. The quickest way to a mans wallet is through his ego. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #12 January 15, 2006 QuoteI look like a beefed up eminem. I am not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not......I will admit I used to have a huge crush on Eminem. So I would say it's a good thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NtheSeaOrSky 0 #13 January 15, 2006 You didn't make it clear....were these female or male strippers??Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #14 January 15, 2006 Did you introduce yourself as the Real Slim Shady? That might explain it. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #15 January 16, 2006 hahaha, I wasn't paying. those girls can say whatever they want. I was just there flying wingman for my buddy who was hooking up with one of the dancers. I wasn't there to blow any cash. I think this will end up going down as one of those "nights that shall never be spoken of again" and on that note I think I finally need to sleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites benforde 0 #16 January 16, 2006 QuoteObviously not listening. I seemed to listen when she said don't do lines of coke off a stripper's tits.....but that seems to be the only advice I heard. ha! I think those must be the same strippers that said i looked like Sammy Davis Jr... Oh, but wait I don't go to strip joints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites groundrush134 0 #17 January 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteChicks dig him. Hence the initial compliment, although in your case I'm sure it's not just a stripper trying to get a better tip out of you. They only hustle the ugly guys DOH!~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #13 January 15, 2006 You didn't make it clear....were these female or male strippers??Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 January 15, 2006 Did you introduce yourself as the Real Slim Shady? That might explain it. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #15 January 16, 2006 hahaha, I wasn't paying. those girls can say whatever they want. I was just there flying wingman for my buddy who was hooking up with one of the dancers. I wasn't there to blow any cash. I think this will end up going down as one of those "nights that shall never be spoken of again" and on that note I think I finally need to sleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #16 January 16, 2006 QuoteObviously not listening. I seemed to listen when she said don't do lines of coke off a stripper's tits.....but that seems to be the only advice I heard. ha! I think those must be the same strippers that said i looked like Sammy Davis Jr... Oh, but wait I don't go to strip joints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #17 January 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteChicks dig him. Hence the initial compliment, although in your case I'm sure it's not just a stripper trying to get a better tip out of you. They only hustle the ugly guys DOH!~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
