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JohnRich

Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

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Over. Did you know that if enough people put it on for an under-roll, the magnetic poles will switch and life on earth will end? If I'm at someone else's house and it's under, I fix it for them. Just doing my part to save the world.

Blues,
Dave



crack me up:)my bum wipe dispenser is disaster if "under"....
works sweet "over" and also designed for dummies!
:P:P:P

SMiles;)

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I'm usually grabbing the hanging leaves from my potted plant so this question has no bearing on my situati




I'm assuming a couple things here.

1. Its not Poison Oak.
2. Its no an Aloe plant.
3. Your cats don't eat that plant.
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Def under, that way when you rip it, it rips against itself. Over...man...you're just asking for a spinning wad of death.....



Perhaps the toilet roll issue is just a symbol. A symbol of your lack of control.

If having the roll "over" causes things to spin out of control, perhaps you need to look deeper. :ph34r:

Challenge the toilet paper. Put in on "over", pull it...and stop it. Feel The Power. Show it that YOU are the TP Master.
:)

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I have deep-rooted issues with commitment. :|



LOL! Good one.

You could grab both ends and get the amount of paper needed with only half as much pulling. Toilet paper efficiency!

Only 7% of respondents are coming in with the "under" option, and most of those are people who fit into the "cat exclusion" category. So it looks like you non-cat-owning folks who prefer your paper "under", are just plain weird compared to the rest of us. ;)

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Now I think this may just be the most important topic ever discussed on dropzone.com. :P



Next up, we'll cover; "How do you squeeze your toothpast tube?"


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You could grab both ends and get the amount of paper needed with only half as much pulling. Toilet paper efficiency!



Well, that would be true if it were two rolls of toilet paper, and I hadn't gone so far for the joke as to cut a roll of toilet paper in half...

now it just takes the same amount of paper, but twice the coordination.

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