masterrig 1 #26 January 15, 2006 QuoteGlad you have been reading the rule book... ______________________________________ My wife, told me about, 'The Book', when we were first married... I thought, she was kiddin me! Groooooan... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #27 January 15, 2006 QuoteThat's pretty broad. We are all so different. Some need you to shut up because you spoil things by speaking or breathing to begin with. Others need you to be strong and their rock and dominate while being sensetive to their needs. Others want you to show the same effort they do and meet them half way. Then there are others who need a daddy who tells them what to do how to do it and when. I am in the meet me half way group.-Caress ____________________________________________ That pretty much describes my wife! Sure, she likes the 'protection' thing and all that but, she's pretty independent. She likes me to be sensitive to her needs but, hey... that's fair. We both realize, it's a 100 - 100% thing. We both give 100%, it'll work! So far... so good.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #28 January 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's pretty broad. We are all so different. Some need you to shut up because you spoil things by speaking or breathing to begin with. Others need you to be strong and their rock and dominate while being sensetive to their needs. Others want you to show the same effort they do and meet them half way. Then there are others who need a daddy who tells them what to do how to do it and when. I am in the meet me half way group.-Caress ____________________________________________ That pretty much describes my wife! Sure, she likes the 'protection' thing and all that but, she's pretty independent. She likes me to be sensitive to her needs but, hey... that's fair. We both realize, it's a 100 - 100% thing. We both give 100%, it'll work! So far... so good.Chuck My ex was the exact opposite... I gave 100% she expected more... oh well, lesson learned...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #29 January 15, 2006 Shame on her! You deserve someone to give you their all... I have found that someone that is opposite of me works well...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #30 January 15, 2006 My first was like that. I realized, the gig was over when she tried to stab me in my sleep. Fortunately, I woke-up at just the right time. Gotta tell ya', it scared the crap outa me. I've had close calls in my life but, that was too close. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #31 January 15, 2006 OMG!!!!!!! I hope she's locked up....Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #32 January 15, 2006 QuoteShame on her! You deserve someone to give you their all... I have found that someone that is opposite of me works well... I know and he's as lucky as you are... wishing you the best...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #33 January 15, 2006 QuoteMy first was like that. I realized, the gig was over when she tried to stab me in my sleep. Fortunately, I woke-up at just the right time. Gotta tell ya', it scared the crap outa me. I've had close calls in my life but, that was too close. Chuck My ex wasn't violent, she preferred playing games and was extremely jealous... still don't know why...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 January 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote... that's one of the rules, women can change them at any time without notice.... there's a rule book?!? It goes something like this: Rule 1: The woman is always right. Rule 2: If ever in doubt, see Rule 1. A short read for sure, but many women are big fans of that book. Walt 1. The woman is always right 2. The man is always wrong. 3. If the woman is right and the man is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding. 4. If Rule 4 applies, the man should apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 5. The man cannot know all the Rules. 6. The man is responsible for knowing all the Rules at all times. 7. The Rules are subject to change at any time. 8. The man should be held accountable for failure to know about the changes in the Rules. 9. If the woman suspects that the man knows the Rules, the Rules will be changed immediately. 10. Only the woman can make the Rules. 11. The woman must be able to be upset or angry at any time, with or without reason. 12. The man must remain calm at all times, regardless of whether he believes he has reason to be upset, unless the woman wants him to act angry and upset. 13. The woman must never let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 14. The woman must never let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 15. If the woman wants the man to act angry or upset, and the man acts angry or upset, the woman must change her mind immediately. 16. If Rule 15 occurs, see Rule 8. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #35 January 15, 2006 QuoteWays to please a woman. A, B, C, D, E, F, G....................... Repeat as needed. Always dot the I and Cross the T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #36 January 16, 2006 QuoteMy first was like that. I realized, the gig was over when she tried to stab me in my sleep. Fortunately, I woke-up at just the right time. Gotta tell ya', it scared the crap outa me. I've had close calls in my life but, that was too close. Chuck Chuck, THAT IS A STORY!!!!! Write it up, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!! wALT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #37 January 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote... that's one of the rules, women can change them at any time without notice.... there's a rule book?!? It goes something like this: Rule 1: The woman is always right. Rule 2: If ever in doubt, see Rule 1. A short read for sure, but many women are big fans of that book. Walt 1. The woman is always right 2. The man is always wrong. 3. If the woman is right and the man is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding. 4. If Rule 4 applies, the man should apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 5. The man cannot know all the Rules. 6. The man is responsible for knowing all the Rules at all times. 7. The Rules are subject to change at any time. 8. The man should be held accountable for failure to know about the changes in the Rules. 9. If the woman suspects that the man knows the Rules, the Rules will be changed immediately. 10. Only the woman can make the Rules. 11. The woman must be able to be upset or angry at any time, with or without reason. 12. The man must remain calm at all times, regardless of whether he believes he has reason to be upset, unless the woman wants him to act angry and upset. 13. The woman must never let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 14. The woman must never let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 15. If the woman wants the man to act angry or upset, and the man acts angry or upset, the woman must change her mind immediately. 16. If Rule 15 occurs, see Rule 8. Guess the rules just changed again since a man knew them... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #38 January 16, 2006 I think after I get this project buttoned up this year My hubby and I need to come for a day of jumps and beer!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #39 January 16, 2006 QuoteOMG!!!!!!! I hope she's locked up.... ______________________________________ That, was a long time ago. I just packed my cleanest dirty shirt and hauled-ass. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 January 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy first was like that. I realized, the gig was over when she tried to stab me in my sleep. Fortunately, I woke-up at just the right time. Gotta tell ya', it scared the crap outa me. I've had close calls in my life but, that was too close. Chuck Chuck, THAT IS A STORY!!!!! _______________________________________ I just might do that, one of these days. Chuck Write it up, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!! wALT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #41 January 16, 2006 And they changed again since you know they've changed. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #42 January 16, 2006 QuoteWell duh..Do eveything right.... Everything that she thinks is right Keeping your wallet fat can't hurt. Right? lmao ~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #43 January 16, 2006 Man, it's easy to please a woman . . . if you marry the right one. She's happy with the the little things in life. She cooks for me, I cook for her, I pack her rig, she jumps with me. It's all good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #44 January 16, 2006 Quote flowers or candy might work this week but next week it's going to be something totally different.. Candy is dandy. Liquor is quicker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #45 January 16, 2006 QuoteCandy is dandy. Liquor is quicker. Unless she's an alcoholic... been there, done that.. got the scars to prove it... One of these days I'm going to pull a Walt and tell a few stories.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #46 January 16, 2006 Here is something some people haven't said: Don't beg for sex. Do things just because, and not because you are lookin for nookie. Saying, "I'll be quick." Is not romantic. When you buy her something, make sure it is for her not for you. Chances are if she dosen't feel well she won't want to have sex, but still may be up for nugglies.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pa2themd 0 #47 January 16, 2006 mmmm lets see........ Pack my rigs, buy me plenty of jump tickets, let me go to all the boogies I want without moaning and ..... No thats it! oh yes and you guys think woman are complicated ... "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #48 January 16, 2006 There's a song by Billy Currington, "Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right." QuoteA woman is a mystery A man just can't understand Sometimes all it takes to please her Is the touch of your hand N' Other times you got to take it slow And hold her all night long Heaven knows there's so many ways A man can go wrong *Chorus* Must be doin' somethin' right I just heard ya sigh N' Lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I must be doin' somethin' right Anywhere you wanna go Baby show me the way I'm open to suggestions Mmm whatever you say Tonight's about givin' you what you want Whatever it takes Girl I hope I'm on the right road Judgin by the smile on your face Must be doin' somethin' right I just heard ya sigh N' Lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I must be doin' somethin' right Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
JohnMitchell 16 #44 January 16, 2006 Quote flowers or candy might work this week but next week it's going to be something totally different.. Candy is dandy. Liquor is quicker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #45 January 16, 2006 QuoteCandy is dandy. Liquor is quicker. Unless she's an alcoholic... been there, done that.. got the scars to prove it... One of these days I'm going to pull a Walt and tell a few stories.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #46 January 16, 2006 Here is something some people haven't said: Don't beg for sex. Do things just because, and not because you are lookin for nookie. Saying, "I'll be quick." Is not romantic. When you buy her something, make sure it is for her not for you. Chances are if she dosen't feel well she won't want to have sex, but still may be up for nugglies.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #47 January 16, 2006 mmmm lets see........ Pack my rigs, buy me plenty of jump tickets, let me go to all the boogies I want without moaning and ..... No thats it! oh yes and you guys think woman are complicated ... "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #48 January 16, 2006 There's a song by Billy Currington, "Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right." QuoteA woman is a mystery A man just can't understand Sometimes all it takes to please her Is the touch of your hand N' Other times you got to take it slow And hold her all night long Heaven knows there's so many ways A man can go wrong *Chorus* Must be doin' somethin' right I just heard ya sigh N' Lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I must be doin' somethin' right Anywhere you wanna go Baby show me the way I'm open to suggestions Mmm whatever you say Tonight's about givin' you what you want Whatever it takes Girl I hope I'm on the right road Judgin by the smile on your face Must be doin' somethin' right I just heard ya sigh N' Lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I must be doin' somethin' right Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
