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Bungee Jumping Jokes, Anyone?

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MEXICAN BUNGEE JUMPING

Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they got it set up, they noticed that the crowds gathered around, but nobody was buying tickets.

Zeke said to Zeb, "Maybe you should demonstrate it to them so they get the idea." After Zeb was strapped on he jumped and fell almost to the ground before springing back. As he came up Zeke noticed that his clothes were torn and wondered what happened.

Zeb went down again and this time when he sprang back up Zeke noticed that he was bleeding. Zeke thought, "WOW! What is going on here?!?"

Zeb went down a third time and this time when he sprang back, Zeke noticed he had blood, contusions and cuts all over his body.

Zeke pulled Zeb in and said "Zeb, what happened?" Zeb, barely conscious, groaned,

"I don't know, but what's a piñata?"
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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