waltappel 1 #1 January 16, 2006 ...and when the stylist asked me how I wanted my hair cut, I said: "I would like a haircut that makes me look young, sexy, and filthy stinking rich!" Yeah, I thought it was kinda funny, but the stylist next to us, a rather large woman, started laughing almost uncontrollablly, as did her client. It was the kind of laugh that you just knew would cause the possibility of breaking ribs if she continued. Her response? "You have about as much chance of that as I do of being a size 4 again!" Ouch!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #2 January 16, 2006 It's the camo pants combined with the Grateful Dead T-shirt that makes that sound weird. That's all I prefer those kinds of explanations whenever I can convince myself. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #3 January 16, 2006 Damn.... man down! Yet I bet if you laughed at her joke shed be kicking your ass for acknowledging she was fat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 January 16, 2006 QuoteIt's the camo pants combined with the Grateful Dead T-shirt that makes that sound weird. That's all I prefer those kinds of explanations whenever I can convince myself. Wendy W. Gee, how did you know what I was wearing? (Yes, I was wearing camo pants and a tie dyed shirt!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 January 16, 2006 Were you wearing that cute little yellow scarf around your neck as well? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 16, 2006 QuoteDamn.... man down! Yet I bet if you laughed at her joke shed be kicking your ass for acknowledging she was fat! I actually did laugh at her joke a little, but I was careful not to laugh anywhere *near* as hard as she was laughing at mine! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 January 16, 2006 QuoteWere you wearing that cute little yellow scarf around your neck as well? No, oh darling one. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 January 16, 2006 That shirt does not math the BDUs, I love you and all but no matter.... tye dye and camo do not go together EVER Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 January 16, 2006 You should have waited... let it get long and donate it at Rosa's boogie. alas.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 January 16, 2006 QuoteYou should have waited... let it get long and donate it at Rosa's boogie. Think they'll harvest back hair? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 January 16, 2006 QuoteYou should have waited... let it get long and donate it at Rosa's boogie. alas.... sorry Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou should have waited... let it get long and donate it at Rosa's boogie. Think they'll harvest back hair? Blues, Dave Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 January 16, 2006 So was that picture pre- or post-haircut? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #14 January 16, 2006 Quote sorry Walt I was teasing.... no sad face. ok? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 January 16, 2006 QuoteSo was that picture pre- or post-haircut? I realize I'm setting myself up for more ridicule here, but it was post-haircut! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 January 16, 2006 QuoteQuote sorry Walt I was teasing.... no sad face. ok? Well, being a slave to the women of the world, I aim to please... But no more sad face, I promise.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 January 16, 2006 I am a horrid sucker for the lower lip thing.... Smiles are much better... and crows feet are just sexy!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 January 16, 2006 QuoteI am a horrid sucker for the lower lip thing.... Smiles are much better... and crows feet are just sexy!!!! The lower lip thing? You mean that "stickin' out the lower lip like a pouting kid" look? The "lower lip sticking out so far you could use it as a dining table big enough to serve a party of twelve" look? Or is it more like a "My god!!! You actually HAVE a lower lip?!!!!!" kind of thing? I'm not sure about crows feet, but I think gray hair--especially on women--looks incredible! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #19 January 17, 2006 QuoteThe lower lip thing? You mean that "stickin' out the lower lip like a pouting kid" look? I'm not sure about crows feet, but I think gray hair--especially on women--looks incredible! Walt Pouty lip is so cute... so sad... breaks my heart in an "awe" sort of way. But laughing is so much nicer! -we've hijacked your thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #20 January 17, 2006 You were getting a haircut???? Which one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 January 17, 2006 QuoteYou were getting a haircut???? Which one [eyes roll waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in head] Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #22 January 17, 2006 So post a picture AFTER the haircut....PleaseMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 January 17, 2006 QuoteSo post a picture AFTER the haircut....Please The picture I posted WAS after the haircut, but here's another. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #24 January 17, 2006 OOPS! Sorry, I MEANT before. I'm drugged-up on sinus meds right now so not thinking too clearly!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 January 17, 2006 QuoteOOPS! Sorry, I MEANT before. I'm drugged-up on sinus meds right now so not thinking too clearly! I don't have one that was taken just before. You know what I look like! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
