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Bizarre Resume Blunders

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Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.

Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts.

Typing speed: 756 wpm.

Here is my resume for you to overlook.

I am a rabid typist...

Reason for leaving old job: too much responsibility.

Dealt with conflicts that were aroused.

Amherst College, August 1880-May 1984

Number of dependants: 50

Special skills: thyping.

Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you
shorty!

I worked here full-time there.

References: Jean Smith, deceased, Nov. 14 1994

I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet programs.
if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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