Ashtanga 0 #26 January 10, 2006 - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. - Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. - When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs!' - If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #27 January 10, 2006 Did you hear the one about the woman who walked backwards into a airplane propeller?? Dis-assed-'er!! So Rene Descartes is in a bar, and the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears! Charles Dickens walks into a bar & orders a martini. And the bartender asks him, "Olive or Twist?" A doe staggers out of the forest looking all disheveled & worn out. She says, "That's the last time I'll ever do THAT for four bucks!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #28 January 11, 2006 Quote"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." [RED]OMG!!![/RED] [BLUE]ROFLMAO!!!![/BLUE][/B]Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #29 January 11, 2006 Those were wonderful!!! Good job! Or is that bad job? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #30 January 11, 2006 "Groan!" Good one!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #31 January 11, 2006 Quotethereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars!! PLEASE tell me you didn't just say that! Slow day at the office today, Jay?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #32 January 11, 2006 *Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other one, you drive, i'll man the guns. I love that. I also like the one about the Buddhist hotdog vendor. A guy walks up to a Buddhist hotdog vendor and asks for a dog with everything on it. While the Buddhist is busy making the dog the guy asks the vendor how much it is, the buddhist looks up and says, one dollar. The guy hands him a five and grabs the dog. The Buddhist pockets the five and begins serving other customers. After about five minutes the guy says to him, "hey man, what about my change?" The Buddhist looks at him and says: "Change, comes from within." Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 January 17, 2006 QuoteSlow day at the office today, Jay? Another slow day at the Office.. A group of very attractive young female city employees discovered they could nicely supplement their income by moonlighting as call girls. One of the girls discovered she was more successful as a blonde after having her hair bleached. She convinced the others that the old saying, "Blondes have more fun," is true. The ladies became so popular that they were able to charge exorbitant rates. They even charged their taxi fares to the Johns they served. When hard times hit and the market got soft, they needed a bigger come-on. Some of them understood the economic law of supply and demand, so decided to lower their rates. They decided not to include taxi fares in the fees they charged their customers. They have become known as: The taxi-free municipal blondes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 January 17, 2006 *groan* Oh THAT was awful, Jay!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
