masterrig 1 #26 January 13, 2006 Reminds me of a little story... An ol' boy was sittin' in his recliner watchin' T.V. His wife enters the room and asks;"Do you love me?" No answer from the ol' boy. Wife, again only louder: "Do you love me?" No response! The wife goes over to the T.V. and shuts it off and looks her hubby right in the eye and asks him; "Do you love me?" Frustrated, the ol'boy responds; "Look, on the day we got married, I told you I love you. That was 10 yrs. ago. If, I change my mind, I'll tell you!" and turns the T.V. back on. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #27 January 13, 2006 you have a bathroom door.... the method to installing the toilet paper should be sacredSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #28 January 13, 2006 Aaaah come on if you get pissed off about TP (right, wrong, up, down,blah,blah,blah.....) then there is something highly wrong with you!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #29 January 13, 2006 Quoteohhhh there is a definate way to screw up the way the toilet paper roll goes.... Paper always comes from the top..... ALWAYS OMG I thought I was the only one who thought like that! -- One way to piss them off is to ask them to not play poker online and come watch Sex and the City with you...........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 January 13, 2006 nooooooo see if it comes from the bottom, often times the next person will touch the top of the roll to hold it while they tear it off... I dont want others touching what I use in that area unless Im "intimate" with them lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI am disappointed in you Its my biggest minor pet peeve You obviously don't have cats! I do have a cat, so I get a free pass on this one. So there! Walt __________________________________________ I think, she was tryin' to piss you off, man! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #32 January 13, 2006 Quotenooooooo see if it comes from the bottom, often times the next person will touch the top of the roll to hold it while they tear it off... I dont want others touching what I use in that area unless Im "intimate" with them lol The correct way to tear off toilet paper that is to press your knee against it so you can tear off the paper without needlessly unrolling the rest. You use your knee because your other hand is holding the magazine or newspaper. If the paper is routed over the top, you press your knee against the wide part of the roll, contaminating the wiping surface. If the paer is routed under the bottom, you press your knee against the side of the roll, leaving the wiping surface uncontaminated. Everybody knows that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 January 13, 2006 QuoteI think, she was tryin' to piss you off, man! Chuck I am completely unshaken. I just posted the correct way to tear off toilet paper. She has been corrected. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #34 January 13, 2006 ummmmm Walt my friend.... please......dear god please step away from the computer Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #35 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuotenooooooo see if it comes from the bottom, often times the next person will touch the top of the roll to hold it while they tear it off... I dont want others touching what I use in that area unless Im "intimate" with them lol The correct way to tear off toilet paper that is to press your knee against it so you can tear off the paper without needlessly unrolling the rest. You use your knee because your other hand is holding the magazine or newspaper. If the paper is routed over the top, you press your knee against the wide part of the roll, contaminating the wiping surface. If the paer is routed under the bottom, you press your knee against the side of the roll, leaving the wiping surface uncontaminated. Everybody knows that. Walt Ummm...my knee is much further away from being able to press the paper to the wall than yours. I think I'd actually have to get up from "the position" to accomplish this "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #36 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think, she was tryin' to piss you off, man! Chuck I am completely unshaken. I just posted the correct way to tear off toilet paper. She has been corrected. Walt ___________________________________________ Women! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 January 13, 2006 QuoteUmmm...my knee is much further away from being able to press the paper to the wall than yours. I think I'd actually have to get up from "the position" to accomplish this That is a waiverable condition. You get a free pass. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #38 January 13, 2006 I think I see more pissed-off women than men in this thread Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #39 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteUmmm...my knee is much further away from being able to press the paper to the wall than yours. I think I'd actually have to get up from "the position" to accomplish this That is a waiverable condition. You get a free pass. Walt Thank you . Besides, I much prefer the karate chop method "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 January 13, 2006 QuoteI think I see more pissed-off women than men in this thread Wendy W. _______________________________________ I agree... a lot of anger here! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #41 January 13, 2006 Quoteummmmm Walt my friend.... please......dear god please step away from the computer Can you tell that I am writing procedures at work today? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #42 January 13, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #43 January 13, 2006 QuoteI think I see more pissed-off women than men in this thread Wendy W. As long as they're not pissed of at me, the world is ok!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #44 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think I see more pissed-off women than men in this thread Wendy W. As long as they're not pissed of at me, the world is ok!!!! Walt _________________________________________ You, should have no worries about that. Seems like you know how to 'work' them! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #45 January 13, 2006 QuoteAsk us questions we don't dare answer if we want to get laid within the next couple of weeks. Like what? "Did you spend the rent money on oxycontin?" QuoteAccept an apology for some wrong we commit, profess forgiveness, and then bring it up constantly forever after. Only when you do the same exact thing over again...and again...and again. QuoteTell us nothing is wrong when something is obviously bothering you. "I need time to think about whether this bothers me enough to piss you off by telling you about it. I don't really know if I have a five-hour fight in me." I can't speak for anyone but me. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #46 January 13, 2006 QuoteI can't speak for anyone but me. Obviously! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #47 January 13, 2006 Squeeze the toothpaste from the top! and leave it with the cap not on tight!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #48 January 13, 2006 QuoteShit girl! I'm impressed that men you know even put TP back on the damn roll. Disgusting! TP is cheap, why would you want to recycle it?!? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #49 January 13, 2006 I have to agree with Walt, Bobbi. My man always puts it on backwards--ie: the opposite way I like it. I constantly switch it. But I know this: 1. It certainly wouldn't piss him off (not much does)for me to put it on either way. 2. At least he changes it 3. It's me who has the problem if I have a preferred way my TP should come off the roll Edited to add: As I continue reading respones, I'm pleased to see I'm not the only one who pays attention to detail QuotePaper always comes from the top..... ALWAYS MOS DEF!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #50 January 13, 2006 Quoteyou have a bathroom door.... the method to installing the toilet paper should be sacred Yes, and I used it to prevent the cats from shredding it. Which way is UNIMPORTANT. What is important is that TP is THERE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
