lisamariewillbe 1 #1 January 13, 2006 Do not know where I recieved the idea to post this, but come on girls ... how do we piss men off??? They are such simple beings that this should be easy... Hide the remote so they have to get off their ass and physically change the channel. Ask them how they "feel" Tell them how we "feel" Remind them that the instructions are in the box, and if they read them, they may discover where those "extra" piece's go What else?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 January 13, 2006 Tell them to stop and ask for directions. Offer to help when they're assembling something. Withhold sex."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 January 13, 2006 QuoteWithhold sex, then defend such action with the excuse of "ive already taken care of it myself a few times today, Im not longer in the mood" LMAO fixed it for you Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 January 13, 2006 Quote Withhold sex. Fine, we don't need you anyway!!!!!! p.s. that is just plain evilSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 January 13, 2006 QuoteDo not know where I recieved the idea to post this, but come on girls ... how do we piss men off??? They are such simple beings that this should be easy... Hide the remote so they have to get off their ass and physically change the channel. thats ok, it just means more times for me to get more drinks Ask them how they "feel" I feel pudgy and think ive been eating too much, i should go skydive now Tell them how we "feel" wow, you dont feel concerned to me Remind them that the instructions are in the box, and if they read them, they may discover where those "extra" piece's go everyone knows that you must have parts left over or it was put together wrong What else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsmcfadden 0 #6 January 13, 2006 Follow their directions when you know they're wrong, then smirk silently while you "fix" things Drink the last of their favorite beverage - then ask them to get you some more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 893 #7 January 13, 2006 One of my favorites ladies typically use: Throw something in our faces that happened 20 effin years ago. Try to prevent me from seeing my kids. Lie to my kids. Not pull your own weight in responsibilities including financial ones. Those that typically withhold the sex...aren't that good at it to begin with....no big loss there...we just take the hunt elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 January 13, 2006 Talk down on yourself. It's not an often thing, but when it happens, it irritates the shit out of my hunnyPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 January 13, 2006 When he asks "was it as good for you as it was for me?" wait about five seconds with a hesistent look on your face, and then in a very empathic voice say "baby, that was a really fun 4 mins"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 January 13, 2006 Hey now, though, dont' knock the quickies. They can be REALLY funPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 January 13, 2006 Theres a difference between a quickie and a constent Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 January 13, 2006 Quote"baby, that was a really fun 4 mins" What did you do to entertain yourself for the other 3? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 January 13, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 January 13, 2006 Ask us questions we don't dare answer if we want to get laid within the next couple of weeks. Accept an apology for some wrong we commit, profess forgiveness, and then bring it up constantly forever after. Tell us nothing is wrong when something is obviously bothering you. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #15 January 13, 2006 Tell him you're taking HIS motorcycle out for a ride.........while he's working on yoursMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 January 13, 2006 You missed a couple of the most obvious: "Hon, what are you thinking?" "Does this (whatever) make me look fat?" (Actually, this is not a piss-off thing; it's a question that will strike absolute fear into the heart of nearly any rational man. "Why do you love me?" "[insert name of one of her friends here]'s makes more money that you do." forgot to add: "Honey, I think we should go to counseling to work through your problems." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 January 13, 2006 Put the toilet paper on the wrong way. Backwards....if there is even such a thing. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 January 13, 2006 ohhhh there is a definate way to screw up the way the toilet paper roll goes.... Paper always comes from the top..... ALWAYSSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 January 13, 2006 QuotePut the toilet paper on the wrong way. Backwards....if there is even such a thing. Bobbi Gee, Bobbi. That kind of makes me wonder what kind of defective men that you've been around. I have heard that guys like that exist, but I've never actually run across one. So, got any good stories about that you can share with the rest of the class? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #20 January 13, 2006 QuotePut the toilet paper on the wrong way. Backwards....if there is even such a thing. Bobbi Shit girl! I'm impressed that men you know even put TP back on the damn roll. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 January 13, 2006 yeah yeah whatever..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 January 13, 2006 Quoteohhhh there is a definate way to screw up the way the toilet paper roll goes.... Paper always comes from the top..... ALWAYS Wrong answer. If the paper comes over the top, it is easier for the cat to unroll the entire roll of paper on the floor. This is acceptable sometimes, but not always. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 January 13, 2006 I am disappointed in you Its my biggest minor pet peeveSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 January 13, 2006 QuoteShit girl! I'm impressed that men you know even put TP back on the damn roll. Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 January 13, 2006 QuoteI am disappointed in you Its my biggest minor pet peeve You obviously don't have cats! I do have a cat, so I get a free pass on this one. So there! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
