Calvin19 0 #126 January 15, 2006 "One word: CUNT" All other ways pale in comparison to this magical term. yeah... thats the tickit right there. all else is behind and below. you could sleep with your girls sister and she could forgive faster than she would if you called her this four letter word funny, its just a word. oh, and i think they all should be told they need to work the toilet seat. its pretty easy. other than the toilet seat thing, i have nothing but respect. being a girl would suck. i couldnt do it. They are expected to swallow, and while some really enjoy it, im sure i will run into one someday that says "you first" and i will bow to her, and withdraw my complaint, no questions asked. here is to girls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #127 January 16, 2006 Too easy and too many to mention. I am a Pro. Just ask the women on here! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissyOutTheBox 0 #128 January 16, 2006 Yep! You are right there. It is definitely a new location! Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #129 January 16, 2006 Just remind a woman that the reason that her feet are smaller is so that she can stand closer to the kitchen sink!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissyOutTheBox 0 #130 January 16, 2006 That one doesn't even bother women anymore...Sounds too much like BAIT!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #131 January 16, 2006 Just remember that we gave you the right to vote and allow you to work! Shouldn't you be walking two steps behind a man?Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #132 January 16, 2006 QuoteJust remember that we gave you the right to vote and allow you to work! Shouldn't you be walking two steps behind a man? No, that's the smelly side. We've decided upwind is a better place to walk. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #133 January 16, 2006 Just remember that we gave you the right to vote and allow you to work! Shouldn't you be walking two steps behind a man? Quote I'm going to go stand a safe distance from Mike and watch the carnageHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MissyOutTheBox 0 #134 January 16, 2006 That one really doesn't get a rise out of me anymore either. I have just about heard them all being 1 out of 2 females working with an all male company. After listening to all their comments to the wives on the phone, I am glad I come home all by myself...So I guess I get a little daily review on the ways to piss a woman.. But it works vice versa when you get to piss off the boss.. ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeForsythe 0 #135 January 16, 2006 QuoteI'm going to go stand a safe distance from MikeThnk there is that much distance?Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MissyOutTheBox 0 #136 January 16, 2006 Upwind.. Hmmm.. I second that Rebecca! Last time I checked I did hear something at work about "Nut Must". Put them downwind if they deserve it, but only if they deserve it. Otherwise, they can fly side by side till the mice upstairs stop running and the lightbulb goes off... ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #137 January 17, 2006 I have absolutely nothing to add (like usual). Just cant standby and have lisamarie's copycat thread outlast this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #138 January 17, 2006 awwww are you sad that yours didnt catch fire? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 6 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
MissyOutTheBox 0 #134 January 16, 2006 That one really doesn't get a rise out of me anymore either. I have just about heard them all being 1 out of 2 females working with an all male company. After listening to all their comments to the wives on the phone, I am glad I come home all by myself...So I guess I get a little daily review on the ways to piss a woman.. But it works vice versa when you get to piss off the boss.. ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #135 January 16, 2006 QuoteI'm going to go stand a safe distance from MikeThnk there is that much distance?Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissyOutTheBox 0 #136 January 16, 2006 Upwind.. Hmmm.. I second that Rebecca! Last time I checked I did hear something at work about "Nut Must". Put them downwind if they deserve it, but only if they deserve it. Otherwise, they can fly side by side till the mice upstairs stop running and the lightbulb goes off... ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #137 January 17, 2006 I have absolutely nothing to add (like usual). Just cant standby and have lisamarie's copycat thread outlast this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #138 January 17, 2006 awwww are you sad that yours didnt catch fire? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
