Icon134 0 #101 January 14, 2006 Quote There's plenty of them around. Tell ya' what. I want you to go up to the next woman you see (yes, even if it is your grandmother) and say, "Darlin', you have the finest looking ass I have ever seen!" You will be amazed at the reaction! That's a right good way to piss off a woman... Edited to add: allthough with the right delivery it could be done successfully. (not that I could muster the proper delivery. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #102 January 14, 2006 QuoteQuote There's plenty of them around. Tell ya' what. I want you to go up to the next woman you see (yes, even if it is your grandmother) and say, "Darlin', you have the finest looking ass I have ever seen!" You will be amazed at the reaction! That's a right good way to piss off a woman... Edited to add: allthough with the right delivery it could be done successfully. (not that I could muster the proper delivery. As in golf, bowling, and tennis, the right follow-through is crucial. Follow up the comment with, "Yes, I have never seen such a beatiful donkey in my entire life!" Did I mention that you can only say that to a woman who happens to have a donkey with her? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #103 January 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd the winner is TP!!!!!! (base on the other thread) ______________________________________ Absolutely! The three biggest reasons for divorce... money, sex and ... TP! Chuck ...or the lack thereof. Walt ___________________________________________ Yuppers! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #104 January 14, 2006 QuoteQuote An ex-girlfriend often picked fights with me because she liked the makeup sex. She never really understood that her behavior made me really *not* want to have sex with her. Walt I have that problem sometimes too. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #105 January 14, 2006 Quote You're in trouble, Billy , and the only reason you're off the hook for this is because I carried that number around all week, and I forgot to make the call anyway. But that's the only reason. rl Sorry! It was meant in jest! Honest... Luv ya RL! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #106 January 14, 2006 I'm surprised nobody has said this as one of the worst ways to piss women off... Husband sitting in kitchen reading newspaper. Wife comes in with darn good looking snug dress on. She asks him, "honey, does this make me look fat?" Without looking up from the newspaper, he automatically seems to answer "you betcha." After a pause, he looks up, wife storms out... It was a commercial on TV, I laughed my ass off. Boy he would be in the doghouse for a week for that in real life! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peanut4040 0 #107 January 14, 2006 Works for me-- why you having trouble with it?Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peanut4040 0 #108 January 14, 2006 Making love with one and call her by another girls name! Hangin' on for 8-seconds, is the trick oooh bull chit, I've called them names from 20 years back, so that ain't it, Quit slapping dem on the ass from the rear and calling them a name they know.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #109 January 14, 2006 Women wish to be respected for their intellect and character. Do so. Men shamelessly lie and flatter women about almost every facet, these aren't excluded. There is nothing more difficult to confront than a man who will not be manipulated by sexuality. A loss of power like that will base the relationship on actions. That adds a whole new level of hardship. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #110 January 14, 2006 QuoteWomen wish to be respected for their intellect and character. Do so. Men shamelessly lie and flatter women about almost every facet, these aren't excluded. And some of them do lie about it...which is more hurtful (to me, anyway) than all the other lies put together. The last guy who did it broke my heart into very small pieces. QuoteThere is nothing more difficult to confront than a man who will not be manipulated by sexuality. A loss of power like that will base the relationship on actions. That adds a whole new level of hardship. Not all women use sex to get their way. Some of us like it just as much as (if not more than) guys, so using it as a trump card would be an example of "cutting off nose to spite face." You can go stand in the corner now. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #111 January 14, 2006 "Ways to piss women off" QuoteYou can go stand in the corner now. [Mad] My work here is done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #112 January 14, 2006 QuoteNot all women use sex to get their way. Some of us like it just as much as (if not more than) guys, so using it as a trump card would be an example of "cutting off nose to spite face." You can go stand in the corner now. THANK YOU, RHONDA. That last post by Bill was ridiculous. Not every woman is that devious and manipulative. That kind of thinking makes me sick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #113 January 14, 2006 QuoteTHANK YOU, RHONDA. That last post by Bill was ridiculous. Not every woman is that devious and manipulative. That kind of thinking makes me sick. He does it on purpose. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh. But he's kinda like PJ, in a way. They keep forgetting that I'm only a couple of hours north, and I know where to find them. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #114 January 14, 2006 QuoteI'm surprised nobody has said this as one of the worst ways to piss women off... Husband sitting in kitchen reading newspaper. Wife comes in with darn good looking snug dress on. She asks him, "honey, does this make me look fat?" Without looking up from the newspaper, he automatically seems to answer "you betcha." After a pause, he looks up, wife storms out... It was a commercial on TV, I laughed my ass off. Boy he would be in the doghouse for a week for that in real life! __________________________________________ I've seen that commercial and love it. The woman in that ad ain't too bad lookin'! ...and no, that dress doesn't make her look fat, either! That would definately piss a woman off, though. There was a girl that used to jump at our dz, that was not only a genuine 'hotty' but just a nice girl. Built like a brick... anyhow, she showed-up one saturday wearing a T-shirt that asked the question: 'Does this rig make my ass lok big?' I thought I was gonna choke! NO WAY! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver51 0 #115 January 14, 2006 Tell them that god gave women a few more brains than a cow so that when you squeeze their tits they don't shit on the floor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #116 January 14, 2006 That is some funny shit.... and one I have never heard.... Gotta go, pasture is calling me Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #117 January 14, 2006 QuoteTell them that god gave women a few more brains than a cow so that when you squeeze their tits they don't shit on the floor. And that pisses 'em off how? (hehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver51 0 #118 January 14, 2006 Tell them you know why women don't fart. It's because they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #119 January 15, 2006 QuoteTell them you know why women don't fart. It's because they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #120 January 15, 2006 I don't need any special techniques to piss women off, I do that naturally. Can somewone please tell me how not to piss women off all the time? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MissyOutTheBox 0 #121 January 15, 2006 You are right. For some reason that word does get a rise out of most women..But myself being a female was sitting around the bar in Fort Walton Beach, Florida with some friends from work(All Females) and we came up with a code for it..lol.. CUNT (See-You-Next-Tuesday) Of course we used it for all those special females we ran into ourselves.. Obviously a way to get around that way to piss off a woman. Just something off the wall I thought I would throw out there... ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #122 January 15, 2006 QuoteFor some reason that word does get a rise out of most American women---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #123 January 15, 2006 It has only bothered me the one time I was called one.... if it is said in regards to someone else and if I dont know them no big deal.... but that time I was called it.... was the most degraded I had ever felt by a manSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #124 January 15, 2006 Attempt to invalidate a woman's feelings and be patronizing about it. Tell a woman "I don't have time for your emotionally charged shit right now." (That'll piss her off for sure) Deny everything. Admit nothing. Deflect and then repeat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #125 January 15, 2006 Quote"I don't have time for your emotionally charged shit right now." (That'll piss her off for sure) been there, recieved that, and the nature of the emotional stuff was big deal stuff which made it worse.... MEN cant live with them......cant legally kill emSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 5 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BillyVance 35 #105 January 14, 2006 Quote You're in trouble, Billy , and the only reason you're off the hook for this is because I carried that number around all week, and I forgot to make the call anyway. But that's the only reason. rl Sorry! It was meant in jest! Honest... Luv ya RL! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #106 January 14, 2006 I'm surprised nobody has said this as one of the worst ways to piss women off... Husband sitting in kitchen reading newspaper. Wife comes in with darn good looking snug dress on. She asks him, "honey, does this make me look fat?" Without looking up from the newspaper, he automatically seems to answer "you betcha." After a pause, he looks up, wife storms out... It was a commercial on TV, I laughed my ass off. Boy he would be in the doghouse for a week for that in real life! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #107 January 14, 2006 Works for me-- why you having trouble with it?Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #108 January 14, 2006 Making love with one and call her by another girls name! Hangin' on for 8-seconds, is the trick oooh bull chit, I've called them names from 20 years back, so that ain't it, Quit slapping dem on the ass from the rear and calling them a name they know.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #109 January 14, 2006 Women wish to be respected for their intellect and character. Do so. Men shamelessly lie and flatter women about almost every facet, these aren't excluded. There is nothing more difficult to confront than a man who will not be manipulated by sexuality. A loss of power like that will base the relationship on actions. That adds a whole new level of hardship. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #110 January 14, 2006 QuoteWomen wish to be respected for their intellect and character. Do so. Men shamelessly lie and flatter women about almost every facet, these aren't excluded. And some of them do lie about it...which is more hurtful (to me, anyway) than all the other lies put together. The last guy who did it broke my heart into very small pieces. QuoteThere is nothing more difficult to confront than a man who will not be manipulated by sexuality. A loss of power like that will base the relationship on actions. That adds a whole new level of hardship. Not all women use sex to get their way. Some of us like it just as much as (if not more than) guys, so using it as a trump card would be an example of "cutting off nose to spite face." You can go stand in the corner now. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #111 January 14, 2006 "Ways to piss women off" QuoteYou can go stand in the corner now. [Mad] My work here is done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #112 January 14, 2006 QuoteNot all women use sex to get their way. Some of us like it just as much as (if not more than) guys, so using it as a trump card would be an example of "cutting off nose to spite face." You can go stand in the corner now. THANK YOU, RHONDA. That last post by Bill was ridiculous. Not every woman is that devious and manipulative. That kind of thinking makes me sick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #113 January 14, 2006 QuoteTHANK YOU, RHONDA. That last post by Bill was ridiculous. Not every woman is that devious and manipulative. That kind of thinking makes me sick. He does it on purpose. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh. But he's kinda like PJ, in a way. They keep forgetting that I'm only a couple of hours north, and I know where to find them. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #114 January 14, 2006 QuoteI'm surprised nobody has said this as one of the worst ways to piss women off... Husband sitting in kitchen reading newspaper. Wife comes in with darn good looking snug dress on. She asks him, "honey, does this make me look fat?" Without looking up from the newspaper, he automatically seems to answer "you betcha." After a pause, he looks up, wife storms out... It was a commercial on TV, I laughed my ass off. Boy he would be in the doghouse for a week for that in real life! __________________________________________ I've seen that commercial and love it. The woman in that ad ain't too bad lookin'! ...and no, that dress doesn't make her look fat, either! That would definately piss a woman off, though. There was a girl that used to jump at our dz, that was not only a genuine 'hotty' but just a nice girl. Built like a brick... anyhow, she showed-up one saturday wearing a T-shirt that asked the question: 'Does this rig make my ass lok big?' I thought I was gonna choke! NO WAY! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #115 January 14, 2006 Tell them that god gave women a few more brains than a cow so that when you squeeze their tits they don't shit on the floor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #116 January 14, 2006 That is some funny shit.... and one I have never heard.... Gotta go, pasture is calling me Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #117 January 14, 2006 QuoteTell them that god gave women a few more brains than a cow so that when you squeeze their tits they don't shit on the floor. And that pisses 'em off how? (hehehehehe) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #118 January 14, 2006 Tell them you know why women don't fart. It's because they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #119 January 15, 2006 QuoteTell them you know why women don't fart. It's because they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #120 January 15, 2006 I don't need any special techniques to piss women off, I do that naturally. Can somewone please tell me how not to piss women off all the time? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissyOutTheBox 0 #121 January 15, 2006 You are right. For some reason that word does get a rise out of most women..But myself being a female was sitting around the bar in Fort Walton Beach, Florida with some friends from work(All Females) and we came up with a code for it..lol.. CUNT (See-You-Next-Tuesday) Of course we used it for all those special females we ran into ourselves.. Obviously a way to get around that way to piss off a woman. Just something off the wall I thought I would throw out there... ------------------------------------------------------------ Have always wanted to be a social butterfly but now I have the wind beneath my feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #122 January 15, 2006 QuoteFor some reason that word does get a rise out of most American women---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #123 January 15, 2006 It has only bothered me the one time I was called one.... if it is said in regards to someone else and if I dont know them no big deal.... but that time I was called it.... was the most degraded I had ever felt by a manSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #124 January 15, 2006 Attempt to invalidate a woman's feelings and be patronizing about it. Tell a woman "I don't have time for your emotionally charged shit right now." (That'll piss her off for sure) Deny everything. Admit nothing. Deflect and then repeat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #125 January 15, 2006 Quote"I don't have time for your emotionally charged shit right now." (That'll piss her off for sure) been there, recieved that, and the nature of the emotional stuff was big deal stuff which made it worse.... MEN cant live with them......cant legally kill emSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
