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Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...

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RhondaLea    4

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What are you offering? salami and cheese folded in your privates? :ph34r: (runs and hides)



I don't like salami. :| And you will never find cheese in my privates. :|

I make good sandwiches, but like most people, I use some kind of bread or other to hold the filling together. :|

You're in trouble, Billy :|, and the only reason you're off the hook for this is because I carried that number around all week, and I forgot to make the call anyway. :S

But that's the only reason.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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livendive    8

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Put an empty container back in the fridge. That's one of my favorites. ;)

Also - Get into a routine in which you bring her flowers held behind your back. Once she gets used to what you walking in with your hand behind your back means, switch it up and bring her a snake like that. :)
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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stoneycase    0

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this, imo, is the best and most effective way to piss a woman off. (besides the obvious affair with the sister/mother)

i do it religiously, that is, any problems get bottled and put away in storage. the female sees this, tries to bring it all out, and gets extremely pissed when i won't oblige.

you end up with a girl that thinks you don't "trust" her, or worse, you won't "talk" to her. basically what rl said: the girl wants to talk about it, while i would rather trash it or bandage it and continue as quickly as possible, she wants me to tell her all my problems so that she will feel equal or important or valued (insert your term here). she's looking for that connection, i suppose. when i don't do any of that she feels the opposite and gets pissed. your problem becomes her problem, and thus your problem x2. what she really doesn't understand, is that most guys, including myself, would rather not bother her with our problems - we prefer her company in an enjoyable atmosphere that doesn't involve me dishing about family, money, work, etc. just let me spend some "happy" time, quit worrying about the fact that i don't open up - and enjoy the idea that i like you enough to not bother you with my own shit.

but, funks, i think you should def add:

affair with sister
affair with mother

either of those is sure to land you up shit creek without a paddle.
Does whisky count as beer? - Homer
There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner
Be careful. There's a limited future in low pulls - JohnMitchell

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waltappel    1

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Put an empty container back in the fridge. That's one of my favorites. ;)

Also - Get into a routine in which you bring her flowers held behind your back. Once she gets used to what you walking in with your hand behind your back means, switch it up and bring her a snake like that. :)
Blues,
Dave



That is ingenius. Evil to be sure, but ingenius.

Walt

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flyinghonu    0

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Put an empty container back in the fridge. That's one of my favorites. ;)

Also - Get into a routine in which you bring her flowers held behind your back. Once she gets used to what you walking in with your hand behind your back means, switch it up and bring her a snake like that. :)
Blues,
Dave



Oh, I would love it if my hubby could put his snake behind his back and surprise me with it ;)....oh, you meant the reptile kind of snake - not so good.

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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Icon134    0

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The problem is that every asskisser I've ever run into turned into a rat bastard about three months down the road. It's one of the biggest (documented) signs of abusive behavior to come.

I'm not directing that at you, Walt, because I think I know you better than that, but all it does is make of you the exception.

When a woman runs into a guy who fawns over her, she needs to run for the hills.

rl



Oh, is that what I'm doing wrong... I see... [:/]
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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yamtx73    0

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asskisser.



Exactly...blatant ass kissing really pisses me off! :D

:P



So, uh VanillaSkyGirl, have I told you how lovely and beautiful and smart and perfect I think you are...?;)

Walt



The problem is that every asskisser I've ever run into turned into a rat bastard about three months down the road. It's one of the biggest (documented) signs of abusive behavior to come.

I'm not directing that at you, Walt, because I think I know you better than that, but all it does is make of you the exception.

When a woman runs into a guy who fawns over her, she needs to run for the hills.

rl



Well, that explains my love life... I need to act like an asshole and treat women like dirt... dam'n I knew I was doing something wrong....
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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VanillaSkyGirl    6

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When a woman runs into a guy who fawns over her, she needs to run for the hills.



Oh, is that what I'm doing wrong... I see... [:/]



No, no, no...personally, I was just kidding with Walt in my previous post. It's ok to "fawn" a little over an interesting lady, but timing and familiarity is very important. It shouldn't be done when you barely know the woman. If the girl is a complete stranger or if you don't mean it, then don't fawn all over her, like she is the best thing since sliced bread. Of course, if you know the woman, then it's ok to be very complimentary. Women do love compliments, if they are sincerely given. :)

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waltappel    1

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Of course, if you know the woman, then it's ok to be very complimentary. Women do love compliments, if they are sincerely given.

Really? Let me know where she is?:):P



There's plenty of them around. Tell ya' what. I want you to go up to the next woman you see (yes, even if it is your grandmother) and say, "Darlin', you have the finest looking ass I have ever seen!"

You will be amazed at the reaction!;)

Walt

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