masterrig 1 #51 January 13, 2006 Quoteapparently starting threads like this work fairly well too... ________________________________________ Obviously! You just can win, with a woman! They've got all the angles and they never quit reminding men of the fact. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #52 January 13, 2006 QuoteObviously! You just can win, with a woman! They've got all the angles and they never quit reminding men of the fact. No.. You cant win because... They have half the Money and All the Pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #53 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah! No matter what you say, it's still, the wrong thing! One thing I finally figured out.. Sometimes Women just want to be Upset or Angry. They do not want you to help them feel better or the problem solved. They just want to feel Upset for a while. Any attempts to solve the problem will only make things worse. This is one area where Men and women are VERY different generally. For a Men.. If there is a Problem.. We want to Find a Solution. Fix the problem. For Women.. Sometimes they just want to just be upset about a Problem for a while before trying to solve it and sometimes they dont even want it solved. During these times.. Men should just sit there and Shut up. Just a General observation (And not true of ALL women or Men) ________________________________________ If, I sit there and just shut-up, I'm told I don't 'care'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #54 January 13, 2006 Yea ummm funks you pretty much ruined the "asshole" persona, sorry dude.... your a good person .... shit the world as we know it must be coming to an end this thread was a poor way of trolling but Ill give you an A for effort Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #55 January 13, 2006 I'm beginning to believe the ol' boy that told me; "If, they didn't have a pussy... there'd be a bounty on them!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #56 January 13, 2006 Quote"If, they didn't have a pussy... there'd be a bounty on them!" Naaaa. Id still love em anyway.. They are soft and smell nice. Oh.. and they have Boobies too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #57 January 13, 2006 QuoteYea ummm funks you pretty much ruined the "asshole" persona, sorry dude.... your a good person .... shit the world as we know it must be coming to an end this thread was a poor way of trolling but Ill give you an A for effort no no, he's really a fucking dick. trus tme on this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #58 January 13, 2006 nope , sorry, cant agree.... He was serious for a few posts.... hes a good dude.... a bit fucked in the head sometimes but nice core, and also its gonna get on his nerves and thats what I do best.... get on peoples nerves...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #59 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteYea ummm funks you pretty much ruined the "asshole" persona, sorry dude.... your a good person .... shit the world as we know it must be coming to an end this thread was a poor way of trolling but Ill give you an A for effort no no, he's really a fucking dick. trus tme on this one. Yes , yes....trust brandon on this one. I really am a dick. The nice guy persona that comes across every now and then is just a ploy, its an act, it aint for real. I am a class A asshole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #60 January 13, 2006 *plugging ears* I cant hear you..... oh shit this is a computer *plugging eyes* I cant see youuuuu Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #61 January 13, 2006 You win!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #62 January 13, 2006 QuoteSometimes Women just want to be Upset or Angry. They do not want you to help them feel better or the problem solved. They just want to feel Upset for a while. Any attempts to solve the problem will only make things worse. Very good lesson to share. To add: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT respond, "It's no big deal, hunny." Edited to add: Obviously you've read Men are from Mars, Women are from VenusPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #63 January 13, 2006 QuoteEdited to add: Obviously you've read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus Nope. Just pissed off alot of women in my time and finally learned from my mistakes. (See.. It is possible for a man to learn.. it just just takes a Brick upside the head sometimes!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #64 January 13, 2006 QuoteBreathing.. Existing.. Being Male.. Not being Male enough.. Being insensitive.. Being overly sensitive.. Oh and spelling errors. hhhhaaaahhhh....hhhhhh....hhhhhh Done. Done. oh, i'm sssssoo tired of all these other peeeple hurting my feeeeelingssssss. Gimme a fuckin break, I pea on you!! Or...I'm sorry, does that make you hurt inside...please don't feel bad. I don't want to see you cryyyy. Baby....look at me sweetie...oh...i hate to see someone sad. Wat a bunch of Bs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #65 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuote"If, they didn't have a pussy... there'd be a bounty on them!" Naaaa. Id still love em anyway.. They are soft and smell nice. Oh.. and they have Boobies too!! _________________________________ Those are... fun distractions! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #66 January 13, 2006 You're missing: Take her for granted Assume she meant the meaner of two possible interpretations (she IS out to get you.) Assume she did it on purpose, treat her accordingly (which is to say, escalate.) Give her shit about browsing the trashy tabloids in line at the market. Focus on the negative, ignore how adorable she actually is. Those work. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #67 January 13, 2006 QuoteEdited to add: Obviously you've read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus I prefer Men are from Mars and Women Want Our Penis better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #68 January 13, 2006 QuoteYou're missing: Take her for granted Assume she meant the meaner of two possible interpretations (she IS out to get you.) Assume she did it on purpose, treat her accordingly (which is to say, escalate.) Give her shit about browsing the trashy tabloids in line at the market. Focus on the negative, ignore how adorable she actually is. Those work. _________________________________________ Forget her birthday and remember her age! Forget your anniversary! Leave your socks and underwear laying on the floor. It's the 'little things' that count. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #69 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteEdited to add: Obviously you've read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus I prefer Men are from Mars and Women Want Our Penis better. __________________________________________ Just not necessarily yours! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #70 January 13, 2006 I'm not trying to sabotage your thread but, did you win that gurning contest? (see Funks avatar) Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #71 January 13, 2006 That stoopid Men are From Mars shit was written by a couple that is on their FOURTH wedding!!! WTF do THEY know????? nada.... Hey, we're all crazy, weird, or have some sort of issues...just depends on who you ask! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #72 January 13, 2006 QuoteWhat you guys don't realize is that women are at least as competent as men at solving their own problems. The difference between us is that we need to talk about them--in detail--first, whereas you guys just want to slap a bandaid on whatever is wrong and keep going. Two conversations leading to the same place: Two guys meet at the bar after work. Tom: What’s up? Bob: Nuthin’ Tom: What’s wrong? Someone piss in your Corn Flakes this morning? Bob: No, it’s my fucking boss, he… Tom: Fuck him, he’s a pussy. Bob: (laughs in agreement) Yep,...So what’s up with you? Two girls meet at the bistro after work. Sue: Heeey girl! Jill: Hey. Sue: What’s wrong girlfriend? Jill: Oh, I’m just frustrated about stuff at work. Sue: Tell me about it. Jill: Oh, it’s my boss. She just doesn’t understand that… 40 minutes later… Sue: You know, she just doesn’t realize your talents. Have you tried talking to her? Jill: Yes, but she can be such a bitch sometimes. Whenever I… 40 minutes later… Sue: That’s just ridiculous, she really is a bitch. Jill: (laughs in agreement) I know it girl,…So how have you been?_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #73 January 13, 2006 That reminds me of one more way to piss a woman off: Bottle things up. No need to discuss rationally, just wait for your last straw to explode it all of your chest in one nice big fell swoop. Yes, that's MUCH better than sharing our feelings calmly. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #74 January 13, 2006 Ha! A lot about divorce settlements. But, basically what he said came nearly word for word (not saying he meant to) from what I remember in the book. Yes, I read it---back in middle school. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #75 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Less posting. More Sammiches. _Am You want more Sammiches? Come 'n get 'em. What are you offering? salami and cheese folded in your privates? (runs and hides)"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
