RkyMtnHigh 0 #26 January 17, 2006 QuoteJust put in your copy of the Memorial Day boogie and watch the part where you land at the FloraBama and a NAKED Payoso land on top of you! That always makes me LMAO! Yup..that was funny _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #27 January 17, 2006 An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I know I'm not a cowboy," said the young woman, "but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #28 January 17, 2006 Sam had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 hectares of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible, where the postman came once a week. Otherwise it was total peace and quiet. After six months or so of complete isolation, there came a knock on Sam's door. Sam opened it to find a a big, bearded man standing before him. "Name's Lars," the man said. "Your neighbor from four miles up the road. Having a party Saturday, thought you'd like to come. At 5 o'clock." "Great" said Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." Lars turned to leave but then stopped. "Gotta warn you-there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," said Sam, "after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of them." Lars nodded and started to walk away but then turned back. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin' too." Sam said, "Well I get on with people. I'll be there. Thanks again." Lars grunted but again turned back. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties too." "Now that's not a problem" said Sam, "I've been alone for six months! By the way, Lars, what should I wear?" Lars replied, "Whatever you want; just gonna be the two of us."There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
