RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 January 17, 2006 Please!!! Gimme your best!!! Say anything!!!...whatever it takes to make me LMAO!!! I am in desperate need of a laugh!!! Someone...please...say something funny!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 17, 2006 Two cows were standing in a field. One says to the other, "you know, I'm really worried about this mad cow sickness going around." The other said, "I'm not...because I'm a helicopter!" --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 January 17, 2006 QuoteTwo cows were standing in a field. One says to the other, "you know, I'm really worried about this mad cow sickness going around." The other said, "I'm not...because I'm a helicopter!" Come ON!!! Dave!!! You can do better than THAT!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 January 17, 2006 How did the Tasmanian find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 January 17, 2006 Ok, ok. Here, let me post you a link to a photoshop contest involving Evil Bert. I laughed my ass off when I went through it, so hopefully you will too. http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1843531--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 January 17, 2006 Two hookers were talking :Do you smoke after sex ?I don't know, i never looked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 January 17, 2006 This horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says "Why the long face ?" But horses can't talk back so.... he shit on the juke box and walked out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #8 January 17, 2006 What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking I'm the one that's going to get ate~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattyblast 0 #9 January 17, 2006 Yo mama's so fat... ...the back of her neck looks like a 10-pack of hot-dogs! ...she could roll over and still be on top! ...she got a cell phone in each back pocket! ...she could jump up in the air and get stuck! ...when she sits around the house, she actually sits around the house! ...she once sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"DOOR!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scotts 0 #10 January 17, 2006 Two fireman are butt f**king in a smoke filled room. The chief walks in and says "what the hell are you doing". One fireman says "sir, this man suffers from smoke inhalation". Chief says "why don't you give him mouth to mouth". Other fireman says "how do you think this shit got started?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 January 17, 2006 My firefighter/EMT friend would love this one _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #12 January 17, 2006 Yo mama's so fat you use her thong as a hammock.~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 January 17, 2006 I'm you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out what are you in the bathroom? 1 guess 2 guesses give up???? Yourapeein' -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 January 17, 2006 QuoteSomeone...please...say something funny!!! I promise to behave myself from now on and Stop Flirting with Women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #15 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSomeone...please...say something funny!!! I promise to behave myself from now on and Stop Flirting with Women. Well we all know that's a lie thank God. You better ALWAYS flirt with me. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSomeone...please...say something funny!!! I promise to behave myself from now on and Stop Flirting with Women. That's NOT funny J..furthermore...promises!!!promises!!! It's been almost 2 years now and GEEZ Man!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 January 17, 2006 QuoteYou better ALWAYS flirt with me. Ok.. I will may flirt with you But I am Never again offering to paint your ass with my tounge!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #18 January 17, 2006 How can you tell when you're at a gay barbeque? All the weinies taste like shit. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #19 January 17, 2006 LMAO...that is history so no worries about picking out your final resting place. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #20 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou better ALWAYS flirt with me. Ok.. I will may flirt with you But I am Never again offering to paint your ass with my tounge!! What?! Wait Wait Wait!!!! JJJJJJJJJ!!! what about da schnuggleling? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 January 17, 2006 QuoteThat's NOT funny J Hey.. I tried.. Best I could do on short notice. try thinking of two 6 foot tall highly inebriated (One slightly less than Half dressed) people crammed into pretzel like positions in the front seat of a Jeep Cherokee. My Lap will always be yours!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's NOT funny J Hey.. I tried.. Best I could do on short notice. try thinking of two 6 foot tall highly inebriated (One slightly less than Half dressed) people crammed into pretzel like positions in the front seat of a Jeep Cherokee. My Lap will always be yours!! Feb is right around the corner _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #23 January 17, 2006 QuoteHow can you tell when you're at a gay barbeque? DOH! That made me lmao All the weinies taste like shit.~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HUSHPUPPY 0 #24 January 17, 2006 Just put in your copy of the Memorial Day boogie and watch the part where you land at the FloraBama and a NAKED Payoso land on top of you! That always makes me LMAO! "You made my panties wet!" Skymama (Fitz 09) "Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #25 January 17, 2006 two muffins are in an oven. ...the first muffin says to the other "man is it hot in here" ...the second muffin says "holy shit a talking muffin!!!" ------------- you're momma's such a ho she got more clap than an auditorium Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
