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boinky

Crude, Rude and Socially Unacceptable One Liners

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Post 'em here. I'll start:

*What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

*Two's company. Three's an orgy.

*The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

*It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

*Texans are living proof that Indians screwed buffaloes.

* Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General.
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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