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wildcard451

How close is too close?

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How close is too close for you to have to sit next to those evil wingsuit pilots on the plane. Who knows, one wrong move and you just might get bird shit on your rig? And don't get me start on bird flu!!! Who knows where these dirty fuckers have been in their travels.

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I remember one day I pulled up at the DZ in my car. Had the window down. Had just rolled it all the way up when I spied a little sparrow flying directly towards my car at just above car-roof level. At just the right moment I saw a little turd come flying down... SPLAT right on the middle of the driver's side window. I thought to myself... "HAH, you shit-fucker! I had the window up! Missed me, nyah nyah nyah! :D:D:D

I had a nearly empty water bottle and some napkins from the nearby fast food restaurant and the shit was off in a few seconds. Stupid fucker bird... :| :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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