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Another, "No shit, Sherlock" study headline

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Marriage Builds Wealth, Divorce Takes it Back

An Ohio State researcher concluded that married people build welath easier than single people. He also said that a divorce strips about 3/4 of that net worth. With a tremendously inciteful comment, the researcher said, "Divorce looks like one of the fastest ways to destroy your wealth."

Yeah, no shit. What are some other truly obvious things that can state and get some press?

"People suffering gunshot wounds to the head are far more likely die within the next two days than people who have no head trauma, a study found."

"Sexual content on television has risen dramatically since the 1950's, a groundbreaking report suggested."

"Post-Mortem Toxicology Screenings on Prisoners Executed by Lethal Injection show Higher than Normal Levels of Potassium."


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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This researcher lived for a couple years on that research grant. Isn't academia wonderful? (recall your 1+2=3 comments and how great that is for society....:P)

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I really appreciated the study that was done from outer space on the tempertures in New York City.
It was discovered (at a cost of only 89 million bucks) that on a hot day it may be as much as 10 degrees cooler in Central Park, than any where else in New York City.
DUH
What kid with a baseball glove couldn't have told you that?
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