Broke 0 #1 January 17, 2006 So tonight I wandered up to the vending machine to see what I would suppliment my crappy dinner with. I bought some little debbie nutty bars, and fig nutons. I then noticed that the Reese's Peanutbutter cups were jamed in the machine on a little plastic tab. I put in my first 50cents and there was only a little bit of movement. Then I popped in another 50 cents, and JACKPOT I got 6 packs of peanut butter cups. In this bout of man verses the vending machine I won. But there were aparently 4 losers before me.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #2 January 17, 2006 you don't want that karma man.... donate those extra cups or something...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 January 17, 2006 Hey those ballance my discovery from this weekend. Someone ate my english muffins from the refrigerator even though I have my name written all over them. I didn't give anyone my express permission to eat those english muffins, and yet I get in and half of my package is missing. I but the whole grain ones so it is like 2-3 bucks a pack. Bastard!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #4 January 18, 2006 Back in the Late 1960's one of my buddies on the JV football team at our High School.. managed to hit the vending machine Jackpot, frequently.... It was done in such a way that it paid off a few times a week for weeks at a time... Candy AND Money!!!!!!After practice was over and the building nearly deserted those who shall remain nameless, (but who are Legends !!!! of MY youth). would quietly go to the machines in the senior lounge, tip them forward onto their faces..... and then tip them one more time,, Onto the top...... and gravity would do the rest !!!!!!! No heavy Lifting required..... hahahaha.. all sorts of stuff,,, coins candy cookies etc. would rain outta the machine,, and the guys would scoop it up into their Brown Paper Bags,,, saved from lunchtime after lunchtime....hahahahaha Then the machine would be set back upright.... Never vandalized anything,, Never hurt the machine,,,Never broke into a thing,,, did NOT kill the "goose that layed the Golden Egg"...... and did NOT overdo the deed day after day...... But a couple of times a week for most of the season, someone would work their magic and the whole team would share in that little sugar boost which came from a "free" Baby Ruth or Milky Way or Three Musketeers Bar. (he who shall not be named kept the coins ).....on the way out to practice... When the season ended , so did the jackpots.... but the coins circulated among the lunchtime " card playing crowd " for the rest of the year..... Terrible behavior, I Know,, for a Catholic School Team.....But God must have a sense of humor... We ended the season 6 - 1 -1 .......league champs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #5 January 18, 2006 That's cheatingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FlankSteak 0 #6 January 18, 2006 QuoteSo tonight I wandered up to the vending machine to see what I would suppliment my crappy dinner with. I bought some little debbie nutty bars, and fig nutons. I then noticed that the Reese's Peanutbutter cups were jamed in the machine on a little plastic tab. I put in my first 50cents and there was only a little bit of movement. Then I popped in another 50 cents, and JACKPOT I got 6 packs of peanut butter cups. In this bout of man verses the vending machine I won. But there were aparently 4 losers before me. Ahhhhh, the little pleasures of life. Complete victory. What a feeling! The power you feel when you get a two-for, but man, you won the mother-load! Wooooorrrrrrrd!______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #7 January 18, 2006 Time to hit the casinoDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites saf40 0 #8 January 18, 2006 Back in school, on the tube stations- entering the number selection repeatedly (eg 1212121212.. for item 12)sometimes gave multiple items (an extra 1 or 2) or listening carefully and pressing coin return just as the item was released could give some money back. donnt know if it works on the newer machines (this was 5+ years ago.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #9 January 18, 2006 Someone ate my english muffins from the refrigerator even though I have my name written all over them. I but the whole grain ones so it is like 2-3 bucks a pack. Bastard! I say SCARF those peanut butter cups down, my friend. Oh yeah, and don't forget the milk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 January 18, 2006 That's cheatingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #6 January 18, 2006 QuoteSo tonight I wandered up to the vending machine to see what I would suppliment my crappy dinner with. I bought some little debbie nutty bars, and fig nutons. I then noticed that the Reese's Peanutbutter cups were jamed in the machine on a little plastic tab. I put in my first 50cents and there was only a little bit of movement. Then I popped in another 50 cents, and JACKPOT I got 6 packs of peanut butter cups. In this bout of man verses the vending machine I won. But there were aparently 4 losers before me. Ahhhhh, the little pleasures of life. Complete victory. What a feeling! The power you feel when you get a two-for, but man, you won the mother-load! Wooooorrrrrrrd!______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 January 18, 2006 Time to hit the casinoDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saf40 0 #8 January 18, 2006 Back in school, on the tube stations- entering the number selection repeatedly (eg 1212121212.. for item 12)sometimes gave multiple items (an extra 1 or 2) or listening carefully and pressing coin return just as the item was released could give some money back. donnt know if it works on the newer machines (this was 5+ years ago.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #9 January 18, 2006 Someone ate my english muffins from the refrigerator even though I have my name written all over them. I but the whole grain ones so it is like 2-3 bucks a pack. Bastard! I say SCARF those peanut butter cups down, my friend. Oh yeah, and don't forget the milk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
