groundrush134 0 #1 January 19, 2006 A rich guy and a poor man were talking one day and the rich man said "I bought my wife diamonds and a fur coat for her birthday" He asked the poor man what he bought his wife on her birthday, the poor man replied "A small fake ring and a dildo." The rich guy asked "Why a dildo?" The poor man replied "Well if she don't like the ring she can go fuck herself!"~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 January 19, 2006 Two guys were talking and the first guy said "I got a new circular saw for my wife. " And the other guy says "Good trade." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 January 19, 2006 You know why the bride always wears white? The dishwasher should always match the refrigerator. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 January 19, 2006 A man spends a lot of his evenings in a neighborhood bar. Sometimes he is just drunk, sometimes he is drunk and irritating. Finally, the owners tire of his antics and tell him not to come back. He tries to play on the better nature of the owners, but they are too wise to his silly games and send him on. As he leaves, he retorts that he is taking his business to the bar down the street. The owners reply that it will raise the average intelligence of both establishments. (It's not exactly humorous...but it's one of those subtle things that I think about every so often.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
susanjumps 0 #5 January 19, 2006 I beg to differ. I find that highly humorous. Erleichda! "I just wasn't myself today," Gupta commented. "I wasn't any self today. I was an egoless particle of the universal no-soul." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
