masterrig 1 #26 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Ask them first, THEN show them.... it delays the laughter for a few seconds... at least it did when I tried it... ________________________________ Aw, hell! you too? A buddy of mine, said that to a waitress one night and when I came back from the restroom... they were both gone! No laughter, no nada... gone! Chuck You know the old "Wanna Fuck?...then I guess a blowjob is out of the question." line? I've actually seen that successfully used... I was done for the night, I figured I'd seen it all at that point!!! ____________________________________ It's amazing! I've had guys tell me to just go ahead and ask. Only one of three things will happen. She'll say yea. She'll say no or, she'll slap your face! just never had the guts for that kind of bluntness. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soberamprat 0 #27 January 17, 2006 nice try Jef but it turned to sex in less then one reply. earth humor http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #28 January 17, 2006 Quotejust never had the guts for that kind of bluntness. Amen!! I can talk all kinds of smack from safely behind the computer screen, or on the phone...but in person I'm the shy one, mostly.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #29 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuotejust never had the guts for that kind of bluntness. Amen!! I can talk all kinds of smack from safely behind the computer screen, or on the phone...but in person I'm the shy one, mostly. ____________________________________ I know, what you're sayin'! Then when I did speakup, I got turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #30 January 17, 2006 QuoteI know, what you're sayin'! Then when I did speakup, I got turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Yup yup!! Been down *that* road too many times, myself...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI know, what you're sayin'! Then when I did speakup, I got turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Yup yup!! Been down *that* road too many times, myself... ___________________________________ What worked fairly well with me was, the shy, diggin' my toe in the dirt routine. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #32 January 17, 2006 30 posts. No fire. Wasted effort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #33 January 17, 2006 Quote30 posts. No fire. Wasted effort. _______________________________________ Fire... THIS! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #34 January 17, 2006 QuoteShe's right. They don't point. They turn their heads away in horror. At least if he's wearing the toucan. OK... Just for that Comment Young lady.. I am wearing the Toucan and nothing else all weekend!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #35 January 17, 2006 That's it, I'm lighting my monitor on fire ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #36 January 17, 2006 QuoteOK... Just for that Comment Young lady.. I am wearing the Toucan and nothing else all weekend!! Is that a threat, or a promise? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #37 January 17, 2006 QuoteOr livendive's birthday.is it his birthday again ?? Happy Birthday Livendive scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #38 January 17, 2006 uhhhhh edit to say ... I knew that was you piisfish, I dont just go by avatars to determine someone Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #39 January 17, 2006 Quote Happy Birthday Livendive Well at least you're a bit closer this time. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #40 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI know some women who think the word "penis" is very funny. __________________________________ I noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! Chuck I have that happen all the time too... It's not the laughing so much as the rolling around on the ground that irritates me though....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #41 January 17, 2006 It's easy. You don't need to talk about sex, just get someone else to bring it up. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #42 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteOK... Just for that Comment Young lady.. I am wearing the Toucan and nothing else all weekend!! Is that a threat, or a promise?I hear there's an elephant too maybe he'll switch if up for us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #43 January 17, 2006 Post Pictures of sex?skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #44 January 17, 2006 QuoteNot for men, its only women.... penis is fine, but vulva , labia, and vagina? I mean come on now, my as well call them "things you thought you wanted to touch but are scared because of what we named it" I knew a guy who named his Volvo vulvaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #45 January 17, 2006 I knew a guy who named his Volvo vulva and his buddy Mike Hunt? I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #46 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI know, what you're sayin'! Then when I did speakup, I got turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Yup yup!! Been down *that* road too many times, myself... I personally love this line, "I want a guy like you, just not you." Of course you can end any hope when they say, "You are a really nice guy." Then there is the ever popular, "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Now the only reasion you have a friendship with them is because you are hoping it will be something more.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #47 January 17, 2006 come on light you little shit! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #48 January 17, 2006 huff puff huff puff come on help me blow on this dang thing! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #49 January 17, 2006 Quotehuff puff huff puff come on help me blow on this dang thing! You are supposed to suck not blow Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #50 January 17, 2006 Quotehuff puff huff puff come on help me blow on this dang thing! You, of all people, are the last one I'd expect to see asking for help blowing something. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
