cocheese 0 #1 January 17, 2006 1) Post something. Anything. You'll never know what will become of it.2) Try not to dominate the thread. Let others be funny and go from there.3) Take risks. Say what you think. We might be thinking the same thing or think that your thoughts are reply worthy.4) Know when to let it die. Not all threads will make it to the flames. 5) Picture attachments are a plus, but not if it's a repost. Thread title must be good as not to lose credibility.6) If it turns to sex talk in the first 5 posts, go with it.7) No personal attacks. None, UNLESS they are absolutely hilarious. Then they are encouraged. Especially when a moderator adds his/her jab to the target.8) Save the drama for PMs. People here have enough problems and don't want to deal with your whinney ass again.9) When in doubt, hit "Send Reply"10) Never give up. Unless we tell you to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 January 17, 2006 BOOBIES! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 January 17, 2006 QuoteVAGINAS I hate that word.... its almost as bad as "moist" , "cunt" or "she must have PMS"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 January 17, 2006 I mean LOVE MUFFINS ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteVAGINAS I hate that word.... its almost as bad as "moist" , "cunt" or "she must have PMS" ___________________________________ Have you ever noticed how, the 'proper' words for the male/female body parts sound worse than the 'slang' words for those parts? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 January 17, 2006 Fur-pie!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 January 17, 2006 Not for men, its only women.... penis is fine, but vulva , labia, and vagina? I mean come on now, my as well call them "things you thought you wanted to touch but are scared because of what we named it"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #9 January 17, 2006 but are scared because of what we named it" *** Cleaning coffee off of my screen now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 January 17, 2006 QuoteNot for men, its only women.... penis is fine, but vulva , labia, and vagina? I mean come on now, my as well call them "things you thought you wanted to touch but are scared because of what we named it" _____________________________________ Ha,ha,ha... You got that right! Damn girl! Why, would any man want to touch a clitoris??? Now, men aren't afraid to 'rock the little man in the boat'!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #11 January 17, 2006 Skyride seems to be a crowd favorite as well. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 January 17, 2006 I know some women who think the word "penis" is very funny. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 January 17, 2006 QuoteI know some women who think the word "penis" is very funny. __________________________________ I noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 January 17, 2006 QuoteSkyride seems to be a crowd favorite as well. Stay on topic, the subject was changed to the horrible names that are the female sex organs. Thread drift is not an option once said thread has steered towards sex in any way shape or form. Report to my office immediatley for you ummmmm *service announcement, this poster has lost track of what she was saying, please disregard*Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 January 17, 2006 QuoteSkyride seems to be a crowd favorite as well. Or livendive's birthday."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSkyride seems to be a crowd favorite as well. Stay on topic, the subject was changed to the horrible names that are the female sex organs. Thread drift is not an option once said thread has steered towards sex in any way shape or form. Report to my office immediatley for you ummmmm *service announcement, this poster has lost track of what she was saying, please disregard* _____________________________________ Frenchy, strikes again! That wascal! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 January 17, 2006 QuoteI noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! I dont even have to do that. Just show it to them and watch them Point and Laugh!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI know some women who think the word "penis" is very funny. __________________________________ I noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! Chuck Ask them first, THEN show them.... it delays the laughter for a few seconds... at least it did when I tried it... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #19 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteSkyride seems to be a crowd favorite as well. Or livendive's birthday. I'm so proud he got his PHd! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! I dont even have to do that. Just show it to them and watch them Point and Laugh!! ________________________________ Ooouuuch! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 January 17, 2006 QuotePoint and Laugh!! I call bullshitSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuotePoint and Laugh!! I call bullshit She's right. They don't point. They turn their heads away in horror. At least if he's wearing the toucan. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 January 17, 2006 or that hammock thing Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI know some women who think the word "penis" is very funny. __________________________________ I noticed that! Just ask a girl; "Would you like to touch my penis?" they'll bust-out laughin, every time! Chuck Ask them first, THEN show them.... it delays the laughter for a few seconds... at least it did when I tried it... ________________________________ Aw, hell! you too? A buddy of mine, said that to a waitress one night and when I came back from the restroom... they were both gone! No laughter, no nada... gone! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuote Ask them first, THEN show them.... it delays the laughter for a few seconds... at least it did when I tried it... ________________________________ Aw, hell! you too? A buddy of mine, said that to a waitress one night and when I came back from the restroom... they were both gone! No laughter, no nada... gone! Chuck You know the old "Wanna Fuck?...then I guess a blowjob is out of the question." line? I've actually seen that successfully used... I was done for the night, I figured I'd seen it all at that point!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
