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ACMESkydiver

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Green shit out AND up the back of the diapier, going UP my sons back! WTF??!! Aah gross!! I threw alot of clothes away when my kids were very young, I can't stand to "clean" them.

Floating turds in the bathtub!!

Oh and one more....

Picture this...NEW carpet....15 month old waking up feeling sick to his tummy...hearing him wretch in my sleep (as he walks thru the house and into my room) and waking up to that "sound" and holding my hands out to catch the vomit so it won't hit the new carpets. Aaaah I still can't belive I did that!


Bobbi
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I really gotta hand it to you and your hubby. You've got quite a challenge on your hands and sounds like, handling it well. Bless your hearts.
When my first boy was a baby, my ex, was going to change his diaper. It was just pee. Instead of taking the 'used' diaper to 'cover' his little weiner, till she got him cleaned-up and a fresh diaper on, she just chunked it in the used diaper pail. She went to put the fresh diaper on and he squirted her right in the face. I got the livin' crap beat out of me for it but, I laughed so hard I was slappin' myself!


Chuck

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Wasn't my baby, but...

We're all at an after-work cookout. A friend's daughter was about 4-5 months old at the time, and a bit colicky. So, she erupts at both ends - you've got the pea soup (top) and the seedy mustard (bottom).

Troy's wife heads out to the car to get the other clothes. Troy and I are getting the baby cleaned up. No big deal, right? Well, sorta...

We'd been eating bratwurst and talking. With no place to set them down, we just held the sandwiches in our mouths and "got-r-done". A couple of the younger, single guys had to leave the room to vomit over that... I still don't know why.
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We'd been eating bratwurst and talking. With no place to set them down, we just held the sandwiches in our mouths and "got-r-done". A couple of the younger, single guys had to leave the room to vomit over that... I still don't know why.



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Wasn't my baby, but...

We're all at an after-work cookout. A friend's daughter was about 4-5 months old at the time, and a bit colicky. So, she erupts at both ends - you've got the pea soup (top) and the seedy mustard (bottom).

Troy's wife heads out to the car to get the other clothes. Troy and I are getting the baby cleaned up. No big deal, right? Well, sorta...

We'd been eating bratwurst and talking. With no place to set them down, we just held the sandwiches in our mouths and "got-r-done". A couple of the younger, single guys had to leave the room to vomit over that... I still don't know why.


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That's funny! I'll bet, the mustard on the 'brat' is what got them!


Chuck

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