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Bite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies.



This comes as no surprise. :|



Hey dont worry, you're a close second.



On that note, I've called the doctor and arranged for a total clitoridectomy with infibulation.



What a waste....
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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***How do SOME people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded?

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Hey Girl, I feel your pain. I work with 4 of the world's biggest losers (both professionally and socially). Everyday, I am amazed at how lazy, disgusting and pathetic these cretins can be. They leave their dirty dishes in the sink (which I throw in the trashcan), they require constant supervision or they screw everything up and two of them have breath so bad it would stop a charging rhino from 60 paces away yet they won't eat a breath mint even after the supervisor bought them a bag full.:(

They have no self-respect and I'll be damned if I'll give them any until they do.

BTW, go to Spencer's in the mall and buy some "fart spray" and blast her next time.:ph34r:

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I should edit this...



Nah. If people can't read, it's not your fault.

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How do SOME people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded???



So what exactly did s/he do?

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If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Yeah, I thought it was kind of ridiculous too. But, oh well. Not out to really offend anyone. Not yet, at least. :S:D:P

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So what exactly did s/he do?



To spare typing it all out again, this is what I told someone who asked in a PM...

This person is the type that does "just enough to get by." She is NOT a team player, which you MUST be on a project such as the one we are on. We have been requested to work no less than 10 hour days. She works about 7 hour days and lets her teammates pick up the slack. She uses every excuse in the book to not be at work... I have a migraine, my car won't start, the dog ate my car keys... really. And I'm not the only one that is sick of it. This is the general concensus around here.

Oh... haha... and how can I forget... she is the type that every time someone opens their mouth to tell a story, she either interupts, tries to top it, or tells you you are wrong. :S:D

I'm sooooooooooooooo glad this is a contract and not a permanent job. And THANK GOD for headphones!!!! :ph34r:

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I should edit this...



Nah. If people can't read, it's not your fault.



Wait, you mean you advocate personal repsponsibility?



Yes.

I think you are personally responsible for everything that has gone wrong in the world since the dawn of time. :|

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Say it ain't so?????



[enunciates] It. ain't. so.

...but you're still responsible.
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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You can't prove a damned thing.



I'll be in Virginia soon, boy toy.

She who laughs last laughs best.

:D



Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too? Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true?:ph34r:

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You can't prove a damned thing.



I'll be in Virginia soon, boy toy.

She who laughs last laughs best.

:D



Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too? Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true?:ph34r:



You just wanna see my junk.

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Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too?



No. :|

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Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true?:ph34r:



Playing with his junk?

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You can't prove a damned thing.



I'll be in Virginia soon, boy toy.

She who laughs last laughs best.

:D



Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too? Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true?:ph34r:



You just wanna see my junk.



You see what I am willing to sacrifice for you rhonda?;)

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You can't prove a damned thing.



I'll be in Virginia soon, boy toy.

She who laughs last laughs best.

:D



Really? So does that mean I can join Brandon in the fun since I am in VA too? Holy shit, is there actually a chance my #2 fantasy may come true?:ph34r:



You just wanna see my junk.



You see what I am willing to sacrifice for you rhonda?;)



I'll shave it into a little shape....just for you.

Try to sleep now.

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