Cleaning the kitchen. Help please!

[AlexCrowley 0]

Ironically the cleaning service who's office is literally just around the corner haven't returned my phone calls.

for 6 months.


But thank you!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

heavy sigh.............


You know that I know what I know....




Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[Gravitymaster 0]

When you get done cleaning under the fridge, PM me and I'll share some cookie recipies with you.

[AlexCrowley 0]

Success!

Thank you for your helpful advice.

Nice and clean now.

Tomorrow the oven!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Rebecca 0]

I have a similar strategy for that, if you'd care to know...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[rehmwa 2]

{{{{{I'm busting a gut and crying in sadness right now.
Oh how the mighty have fallen!}}}}}

But, GOSH, thanks for making me SMILE

Pleasantville isn't such a bad place once you wake up next to the pods.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[funks 1]

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Success!

Thank you for your helpful advice.

Nice and clean now.

Tomorrow the oven!

How about putting the oven job off a day and using tomorrow to do some knob polishing?

[PLFXpert 0]

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Tomorrow the oven!

The oven cleaning sucks

Since I bought my new one two years ago, I foil the hell out of it when baking just so I don't have to clean it

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[RhondaLea 4]

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Success!

Thank you for your helpful advice.

Nice and clean now.

Tomorrow the oven!

Alex, honey, did you OD?

This is downright scary, dog and all.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[AlexCrowley 0]

I'm sorry I missed this earlier, DeNRen.

That's probably a bit overkill. But heck, it sure made me laugh

Thanks for brightening my day a little more!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[AlexCrowley 0]

Yes PLFExpert. I do the same thing, but you know how it gets after a few weeks of crumb and fat buildup.

Suddenly there's smoke pouring out of the oven every time you put it on to preheat.

Manual dexterity and I aren't that well aquainted.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[AlexCrowley 0]

Funks, you're a very funny guy.

However, I save masturbation as a special reward for myself AFTER I've finished the chores.

Thanks for the chuckle though!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Rebecca 0]

Dude, seriously. My lunch is coming up...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[rehmwa 2]

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Dude, seriously. My lunch is coming up...

Rebecca,, Don't,,,just don't, it's too late.
He's {sniff},....just a sec here....
He'sinabetterplacenow....

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[RhondaLea 4]

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Dude, seriously. My lunch is coming up...

Rebecca,, Don't,,,just don't, it's too late.
He's {sniff},....just a sec here....
He'sinabetterplacenow....

I still say we need to get his stomach pumped.

We could probably save him...maybe...

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[AlexCrowley 0]

Thanks guys, but really. there's nothing to save.

I reflected a little on my behavior here and I realized that without any context that many of my posts here could be construed as offensive or even a little dark and twisted.

Part of that is simply that I was overly selective in the topics I posted and the discussions I contributed to. Rather than continue down that path and continue to be misunderstood I figured that it would make a lot more sense to be a little more honest in my posts.

No satire, no joking. Just trying to be human. I realize how small the skydiving community is and it struck me that as a husband, father and human that I should share a little more and be a little more upbeat and positive.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Rebecca 0]

That's twice.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[funks 1]

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No satire, no joking. Just trying to be human. I realize how small the skydiving community is and it struck me that as a husband, father and human that I should share a little more and be a little more upbeat and positive.

[AlexCrowley 0]

Funks, you're an intelligent and funny guy, I'm sure you'll muddle on through.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[wmw999 2,589]

Oh holy mother of God. I just hope you haven't taken any of those lessons in diplomacy from me.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Broke 0]

You need a powerwasher and a shop vac. If I need to explaine any further you aren't a real man.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
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[RhondaLea 4]

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Funks, you're an intelligent and funny guy, I'm sure you'll muddle on through.

Oppositional-defiant disorder without the defiance.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[AlexCrowley 0]

Funny!

I have a shop vac. It's the only way to get dog hair out of the carpet properly, otherwise it ends up all over your clothes, and I like to wear a lot of darker colors so it tends to show up quite easily.

I'd considered getting a powerwasher, but not for in the house - it was to wash the car with. But now I live in a condo and the hose isnt long enough to run out the kitchen window to the car.

The shop vac is awesome though!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Broke 0]

There make attachments so you can hook your hose to your household sink... you can even use warm water

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[AlexCrowley 0]

Right, but I'm not sure the kind of water pressure I'd get if I had to use a 150ft hose.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.