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grue

So my dad's on a flight between Singapore and London... and I'm an evil, evil son.

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Dad pops onto instant message, and I'm way confused because he just left Singapore like 3 hours ago, here's our aim conversation:

Parts in BOLD were in 188 point HUGE text on his screen >:(

Dad: I'M NOT BELIEVING THIS!
Grue: london?
Grue: ?
Dad: still 11 hours away, BOEING in-flightinternet!
Dad: how good is this!!!>????
Grue: nice!
Grue: must be rough to be you, jeez
Dad: it's a 14 hr flight from Sing
Dad: Yes, it is somtimes.
Grue: I thought that was awful fast
Grue: I was hoping you were in North Korea
Dad: $29 for the ENTIRE flight, that's not bad (though it drops out a bit)
Dad: just watched Lord of War
Dad: I liked it
Dad: Peace is bad for business
Grue: THIS MAN IS HIJACKING TGHE PLANE
Dad: hhahahahahhaha
Grue: HIJACK!!!!
Grue: BOMB!
Dad: you suck
Grue: JIHAD BOMB!
Dad: The woman next to me is puzzled by this I think.
Dad: she doesn't know you're a FUCKING PSYCHO

:D:D

Good thing he's mentally like sixteen, or he'd have flipped out :D
cavete terrae.

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...Would have been funny if they had software filters onboard looking for key alarm words.



Dad: Uhhhh....this Air Marshal just walked up...
Grue: So how much is the bail gonna cost?

:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I'm crying in my seat from the laughter!! Holy CRAP was that funny! :D
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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