waltappel 1 #1 January 20, 2006 ...I was at a friend's place one time and she happened to mention that she was into bondage, including the whips and chains stuff. Of course, I did what any idiotic guy would do. "So, uh, tell me. What does it feel like to get whipped?" (yes, I was dropping hints) "Look Walt. I know you. I know there is *no* way you would *ever* be into this stuff. I am not going to hit you with a whip." Ok, I'll admit I was a bit disappointed. In retrospect, only a total retard like me would be disappointed at someone refusing to hit them with a whip! Later, she quietly walked up behind and I suddenly felt what seemed like 10,000 angry wasps stinging the hell out of my calves. I was wearing shorts and she came up from behind with a leather cat o' nine tails and whacked me across the calves really hard. "AAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" She just stood there with the kind of "I told you so" smirk on her face that normally I would have challenged, but this time realized that it would be a really bad idea to do so. The welts went away after a week or so. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 20, 2006 QuoteThe worts went away after a week or so. Surely you had the presence of mind to ask to see her strap on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe worts went away after a week or so. Surely you had the presence of mind to ask to see her strap on. Lindercles, you are a very bad man for even thinking of that! I went on a date with her one time. She got arrested, got her car towed, and I was stranded at a horse track at around 1:00 in the morning. A truly inspiring woman, for sure. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 January 20, 2006 Walt... dear WAAAAAY too many guys enjoy getting beaten into submission......trust me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 January 20, 2006 QuoteWalt... dear WAAAAAY too many guys enjoy getting beaten into submission......trust me. Serious?!!! That crap really, really hurts! She didn't hit me with the whip all *that* hard and it had one hell of a sting to it. I will be completely disinterested in that stuff for the rest of my life. Well, ok, you can call me a loathesome little worm and stuff like that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 January 20, 2006 I don't get it either. In fact i don't get it ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 January 20, 2006 QuoteWalt... dear WAAAAAY too many guys enjoy getting beaten into submission......trust me. *** Even when ya gotta pay EXTRA!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
