waltappel 1 #1 January 20, 2006 ...of my apartment complex this morning on my way to work. I live in an older residential neighborhood that has a community clubhouse and tennis courts across the street. Two women were standing in the small parking lot just across the street from me dressed in their tennis outfits. They looked to be early-to-mid-thirtiesh. I have no clue what they were talking about, but one of them suddenly launched into this kind of "victory dance". We're talkin' this honey was workin' it bigtime! She was gyrating and wiggling around in ways that would make a stripper blush. I just sat there, fascinated by it all, wondering what the hell started all that. If you've seen the movie "When Harry Met Sally", you remember the fake orgasm in the restaurant and the older woman says, "I'll have what she's having." It was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. A few moments later, she stopped and just looked at me, grinning. I rolled down they window, said, "Wow--work it, honey!", waved and hauled ass to work. Whatever she had, I want some. edited to add: I just *know* airtwardo would have said or done something incredibly cool in that situation, but I have no idea what. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 20, 2006 Whatever she had, I want some. Quote Crabs? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 20, 2006 QuoteWhatever she had, I want some. Quote Crabs? Fuck, I just about choked on my own spit when I read that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhatever she had, I want some. Quote Crabs? Fuck, I just about choked on my own spit when I read that! Walt _____________________________________ Might have been worth a shot. Besides, crabs are easily cured (compared to other things). Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 January 20, 2006 Whenever I see someone doing something kind of unusual, I am drawn to them like a moth to a flame. I have this incredibly strong urge to just walk up and find out what's going on. An old girlfriend really used to cringe when I would do that. One time we were driving through downtown Houston and there was a lady, obviously drunk, stoned, or mentally ill, out in the middle of a busy intersecion "directing traffic" in her own odd way. I started to pull over so I could go talk with her and the GF got really bent out of shape over it, so I kept driving. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 January 20, 2006 QuoteWhenever I see someone doing something kind of unusual, I am drawn to them like a moth to a flame. I have this incredibly strong urge to just walk up and find out what's going on. An old girlfriend really used to cringe when I would do that. One time we were driving through downtown Houston and there was a lady, obviously drunk, stoned, or mentally ill, out in the middle of a busy intersecion "directing traffic" in her own odd way. I started to pull over so I could go talk with her and the GF got really bent out of shape over it, so I kept driving. Walt _____________________________________ I know what you mean! I've done just that, in the past. Drove whoever I was with at the time, totally nuts. I'd get told things like... 'You're gonna get killed!' For all the times I've done that... so far, so good! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 January 20, 2006 QuoteMight have been worth a shot. Besides, crabs are easily cured (compared to other things). Quote I dunno Chuck...Remember....them would be TEXAS crabs!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 January 20, 2006 She just found out that her divorce is final and she is free to spend his money on guys like you. Oh and her crab results were negative. Just an itch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 20, 2006 Somehow, I'm pretty sure that airtwardo does *exactly* the same thing. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 20, 2006 Quote She just found out that her divorce is final and she is free to spend his money on guys like you. Oh and her crab results were negative. Just an itch. It could have been something like that. This woman had the happiest happy dance I have *ever* seen! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 January 20, 2006 QuoteSomehow, I'm pretty sure that airtwardo does *exactly* the same thing. Walt *** No....I'm usually the one out there 'Directing Traffic'... But I do appreciate when you guys stop to talk!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #12 January 20, 2006 QuoteI rolled down they window, said, "Wow--work it, honey!", waved and hauled ass to work. "Hi, I'm running late for work, but I'm Walt, and I live up in 3G. I'm always looking for a good tennis match. Feel free to knock next time you're playing." How long does that take? You could make up the time by driving one MPH faster, or jogging through eh parking lot at work. Or just be 12 seconds later. Or just yell something lame and drive off. Your choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteMight have been worth a shot. Besides, crabs are easily cured (compared to other things). Quote I dunno Chuck...Remember....them would be TEXAS crabs!! ______________________________________ That, is a good point! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 January 20, 2006 QuoteSomehow, I'm pretty sure that airtwardo does *exactly* the same thing. Walt ____________________________________ Hmmmm... does make you wonder! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhatever she had, I want some. Quote Crabs? Fuck, I just about choked on my own spit when I read that! Walt *** Trade ya two blind ones for one with NO TEETH!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #16 January 20, 2006 QuoteIt was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. Walt, moments like that don't come very often... late or not I'd have gone over introduced myself... you never know....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. Walt, moments like that don't come very often... *** Do you mean the 'Happy Dance'? Or Walt sitting there with a stupid grin on his face????? 'Cause trust me...ONE of those things happens A LOT more than you might expect!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #18 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. Walt, moments like that don't come very often... late or not I'd have gone over introduced myself... you never know.... Well the reality was that I was not really interested in trying to score a date or anything like that, I was just really, really curious as to why she was doing the happiest happy dance I had ever seen. I'm still curious and am kind of kicking myself for not going over there and asking. Passing that opportunity by was very unWaltlike. Oh well. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #19 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. Walt, moments like that don't come very often... *** Do you mean the 'Happy Dance'? Or Walt sitting there with a stupid grin on his face????? 'Cause trust me...ONE of those things happens A LOT more than you might expect!!! Well... we all know about Walt sitting there with a stupid grin on his face.. but I was referring to the happy dance.. he could have scored a new story to tell us... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #20 January 20, 2006 Quote Well the reality was that I was not really interested in trying to score a date or anything like that, I was just really, really curious as to why she was doing the happiest happy dance I had ever seen. I'm still curious and am kind of kicking myself for not going over there and asking. Passing that opportunity by was very unWaltlike. Oh well. Walt You never know Walt, you could have gotten the story and a date.. or at least a good story....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
waltappel 1 #18 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. Walt, moments like that don't come very often... late or not I'd have gone over introduced myself... you never know.... Well the reality was that I was not really interested in trying to score a date or anything like that, I was just really, really curious as to why she was doing the happiest happy dance I had ever seen. I'm still curious and am kind of kicking myself for not going over there and asking. Passing that opportunity by was very unWaltlike. Oh well. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #19 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt was one of those moments. Had I not been running really late for work I would have gone over just to say, "Uh, how ya' doin'?" As I sat there, she noticed I was sitting there watching her with some sort of stupid grin on my face. She just kept on doing her happy dance. Walt, moments like that don't come very often... *** Do you mean the 'Happy Dance'? Or Walt sitting there with a stupid grin on his face????? 'Cause trust me...ONE of those things happens A LOT more than you might expect!!! Well... we all know about Walt sitting there with a stupid grin on his face.. but I was referring to the happy dance.. he could have scored a new story to tell us... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #20 January 20, 2006 Quote Well the reality was that I was not really interested in trying to score a date or anything like that, I was just really, really curious as to why she was doing the happiest happy dance I had ever seen. I'm still curious and am kind of kicking myself for not going over there and asking. Passing that opportunity by was very unWaltlike. Oh well. Walt You never know Walt, you could have gotten the story and a date.. or at least a good story....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yamtx73 0 #20 January 20, 2006 Quote Well the reality was that I was not really interested in trying to score a date or anything like that, I was just really, really curious as to why she was doing the happiest happy dance I had ever seen. I'm still curious and am kind of kicking myself for not going over there and asking. Passing that opportunity by was very unWaltlike. Oh well. Walt You never know Walt, you could have gotten the story and a date.. or at least a good story....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
