waltappel 1 #1 January 20, 2006 ...years ago a couple we knew gave a unique Christmas gift to my girlfriend and me--a pair of handcuffs and four restraints. The funny part was they did NOT give it as a gag gift (no pun intended)--they were perfectly serious. Before that, I had recently moved in a new place and my mother came over to see it. In the bedroom she noticed a necktie tied to each leg of the bedframe and asked me what they were for. [Quick Walt, you need to think of the greatest line of BS in your life!!!!] I was unable to think of anything, but after a moment, she asked, "Are those for your cat?" "Yes Mom, that silly cat just loves playing with those things!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #2 January 20, 2006 QuoteI was unable to think of anything, but after a moment, she asked, "Are those for your cat?" I think your mom is smarter than you give her credit for, Walt. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was unable to think of anything, but after a moment, she asked, "Are those for your cat?" I think your mom is smarter than you give her credit for, Walt. rl RL, oh lovely one, the thought of my Mom being knowledgeable about bondage makes me really not want to think thoughts like that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 January 20, 2006 At least she's also subtle. My mom would have said something like "HEY! I know what those are for! Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge. That's my boy!!" And would then have given me tips on better ways to tie people up and offered to show me video. I really wish I was kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 January 20, 2006 QuoteAt least she's also subtle. My mom would have said something like "HEY! I know what those are for! Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge. That's my boy!!" And would then have given me tips on better ways to tie people up and offered to show me video. I really wish I was kidding. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #6 January 20, 2006 QuoteRL, oh lovely one, the thought of my Mom being knowledgeable about bondage makes me really not want to think thoughts like that. It's really remarkable that kids get so grossed out about their parents doing the kinds of things that led to their own creation. I think I'll ask my daughter next time I talk to her if she is disgusted with the idea of her mother having sex. If so, perhaps I'll just extend this celibate period indefinitely. Whatcha think? rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteRL, oh lovely one, the thought of my Mom being knowledgeable about bondage makes me really not want to think thoughts like that. It's really remarkable that kids get so grossed out about their parents doing the kinds of things that led to their own creation. I think I'll ask my daughter next time I talk to her if she is disgusted with the idea of her mother having sex. If so, perhaps I'll just extend this celibate period indefinitely. Whatcha think? rl I think you are having fun torturing my mind this afternoon. edited to add: RL, sweetheart, I just can't picture mom using these. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #8 January 21, 2006 QuoteI think you are having fun torturing my mind this afternoon. Yes, dear. Quoteedited to add: RL, sweetheart, I just can't picture mom using these. They look uncomfortable to me. You can feel free to bind me any old way you like, but if I'm upright, it'd better be in a harness. Lazy, that's me. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 January 21, 2006 I thought about opening a stor that sells such things. I'd even come up with a name - "Off the Rack." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 January 21, 2006 QuoteI thought about opening a stor that sells such things. I'd even come up with a name - "Off the Rack." *** I'd go there...."In A Pinch" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #11 January 21, 2006 there's a hot thread about this in women's forum called "tied up?". well worth venturing in there. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SabreDave 0 #12 January 21, 2006 Quote You can feel free to bind me any old way you like, but if I'm upright, it'd better be in a harness. Lazy, that's me. rl So watcha doin tonight Sunshine?SabreDave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #13 January 21, 2006 QuoteSo watcha doin tonight Sunshine? Dude, you're in Canada. I'll never get there in time to be back for work on Monday. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 January 21, 2006 You almost made it to Canada ... last weekSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 January 21, 2006 This makes me think of the time my mother saw my first Tattoo, about 12 years ago.....She spied it on my ankle and said to me," When are you going to grow up and stop playing with those temporary tattoos? (I have NEVER worn those silly things, she just never thought I would go ahead and get one....you know...me being the black sheep and all)" No, me being me thought well I could down play it, and tell her "well you know I'll never grow up." OR I could come out with the truth, after all she will see it again and I will be in a world of shit because....1.) I have a tattoo and 2.) I lied about it the first time. Well I gave it a quick thought back and forth about the pros and cons and came out and said," Well Mom, this kind won't wash off. Sorry, SO how about those Yankees? Anyone need a beer!!!"" I don't know if I could "confess" about handcuffs, but..... So how are YOU doin'? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 January 21, 2006 QuoteSo how are YOU doin'? Bobbi Well Hon, I've probably still got a few neckties around and...oh never mind. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 January 21, 2006 You two could seriously start charging people for cyber sex shows. Ahh, technology. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 January 21, 2006 QuoteYou two could seriously start charging people for cyber sex shows. Ahh, technology. Geez. You really DO have an active imagination! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 January 21, 2006 BhondageLea. I've been wanting to call you that for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #20 January 21, 2006 QuoteYou almost made it to Canada ... last week Yeah, good thing you saved me... ...hmmm... Next time, maybe you should just let me go. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 January 21, 2006 QuoteBhondageLea. I've been wanting to call you that for a while. And people say dreams don't come true! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 January 21, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #23 January 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteBhondageLea. I've been wanting to call you that for a while. And people say dreams don't come true! Walt I think I liked "Mistress Rhonda Lea" a whole lot better. That just looks ugly. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 January 21, 2006 Yes Princess Lea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 January 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBhondageLea. I've been wanting to call you that for a while. And people say dreams don't come true! Walt I think I liked "Mistress Rhonda Lea" a whole lot better. That just looks ugly. rl Mistress Rhonda Lea. Yeah, now THAT has a ring to it!!! Later, Mistress. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
