Deuce 1 #1 January 20, 2006 I have a lot of stories about wierd sh*t that I participated in when I was the police. One of the all-time-wierdest is the "ass hanging out" story. Sorry, it has to be told in person, but I've told it at a lot of boogies. I was having an interview last night over a couple of glasses of really good merlot with a couple of heavy-hitters from this commercial/acreage/residential brokerage that is recruiting me. I told the ass hanging out story just to one-up the joke/stories the partners were telling. They were in tears. (I was also careful to make sure they were both a glass and a half ahead of me, and I ate before the meeting, they hadn't) Anyhow, it was a fun meeting and I got the job, and I still have the severed head in the bucket, the "it's not a thumb, Lieutenant" and "No, you can't have anything to eat" stories. That should get me through the first six months, and then there's always the interesting French names one encounters in the inner city. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #2 January 20, 2006 You can't tell us about a great story, and then not tell us the story... This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #3 January 20, 2006 Yes, I can. The bizarre cop experience stories have to be told in person. That said, a severed human head is way heavier than you'd think, at least before the brain part dries out. Oh, and telling a rookie to poke a dead person who is about to burst from internal gassing is only funny if when he does, you are far enough away that none gets on you. I don't know if Sparky even comes in to bonfire, but he has some doozies too. They are actually horrible stories, but are funny as hell once the proper context is arrived at. Really can't be done on the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #4 January 20, 2006 You should have an option for: Yes I heard it but I was too drunk to remember it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LouDiamond 1 #5 January 22, 2006 Quotebut are funny as hell once the proper context is arrived at. Careful bro, lest you forget "we" live in a different world."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #6 January 22, 2006 scott, your new avatar rocks. simply rocks. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #7 January 22, 2006 Quotea severed human head is way heavier than you'd think, at least before the brain part dries out. um, gross. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LouDiamond 1 #8 January 22, 2006 Quotescott, your new avatar rocks Thanks. Scary Perry took it at the Keys Boogie. I also hear it appears in this months (feb)Skydiving mag."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
unformed 0 #2 January 20, 2006 You can't tell us about a great story, and then not tell us the story... This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #3 January 20, 2006 Yes, I can. The bizarre cop experience stories have to be told in person. That said, a severed human head is way heavier than you'd think, at least before the brain part dries out. Oh, and telling a rookie to poke a dead person who is about to burst from internal gassing is only funny if when he does, you are far enough away that none gets on you. I don't know if Sparky even comes in to bonfire, but he has some doozies too. They are actually horrible stories, but are funny as hell once the proper context is arrived at. Really can't be done on the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 January 20, 2006 You should have an option for: Yes I heard it but I was too drunk to remember it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #5 January 22, 2006 Quotebut are funny as hell once the proper context is arrived at. Careful bro, lest you forget "we" live in a different world."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #6 January 22, 2006 scott, your new avatar rocks. simply rocks. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 January 22, 2006 Quotea severed human head is way heavier than you'd think, at least before the brain part dries out. um, gross. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #8 January 22, 2006 Quotescott, your new avatar rocks Thanks. Scary Perry took it at the Keys Boogie. I also hear it appears in this months (feb)Skydiving mag."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
