masterrig 1 #26 January 21, 2006 QuoteQuotehe could smell a mule fart a mile away and tell you what size collar he wears! Now THAT'S country!! __________________________________________ The really cool thing about him is, he has a college degree in chemistry but has never lost his country roots. Owns/ flies his own airplane, can walk-up and scratch the nose of any cow or bull on his place, has his own machine shop and can ride a horse, like I've never seen. Pretty amazing. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #27 January 21, 2006 QuoteQuotehe could smell a mule fart a mile away and tell you what size collar he wears! Now THAT'S country!! ___________________________________ That ain't the half of it. Besides all that, he's got an enormous 'heart'. I've never known anyone like him, let alone be able to call him my friend. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #28 January 21, 2006 I can some more "sayings" but they ain't real Texan that I know of - Meanings oughta be self-explanatory. "Squirmin' like a worm on a hot shovel" "Busier than a cat coverin' shit on a tin roof" "Up shit crick without a paddle" "Horny as a three-peckered billygoat" "Colder that a witches' tit" Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #29 January 22, 2006 I don't know whether they are Texan or not. I'm from Georgia and I've heard quite a few of those.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 January 23, 2006 QuoteSaying: She looks like she wuz rode hard and hung up wet! Actually, it's a horse riding saying. When you ride a horse, it "lathers". The sweat gets foamy looking. If you ride a horse long enough to make it sweat, then proper care dictates that you should brush it until reasonably dry. If a horse was rode hard and put away wet, then it was used and left in a state of disrepair. (What some women look like walking into the apartment with one shoe on, at 7am, squinting at the sun.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
