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QuoteOf course. I know much better than to even think of a story-telling competition with either you or airtwardo [:)
I honestly hope that NOBODY holds back on telling stories here because they are afraid of getting one-upped. I would actually rather hear others' stories than tell mine and yes, airtwardo is really the main man in that department.
He's got the best pictures too!
Walt
It's ok when cows do that--they don't mean any harm.
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Got Milk??!!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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Got Milk??!!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
QuoteIt's ok when cows do that--they don't mean any harm.
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Got Milk??!!
I just KNOW you've got some sort of cow story. I just KNOW it!
Walt
QuoteQuoteIt's ok when cows do that--they don't mean any harm.
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Got Milk??!!
I just KNOW you've got some sort of cow story. I just KNOW it!
Walt
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Being born & raised in "middle of nowhere Illinois"...
I can say with certainty that the 'snapping stick' routine only works with Bulls AND Cows that have been "Stump Broke"....
...It sounds like the zipper on a pair of Levis!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
QuoteQuoteQuoteIt's ok when cows do that--they don't mean any harm.
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Got Milk??!!
I just KNOW you've got some sort of cow story. I just KNOW it!
Walt
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Being born & raised in "middle of nowhere Illinois"...
I can say with certainty that the 'snapping stick' routine only works with Bulls AND Cows that have been "Stump Broke"....
...It sound like the zipper on a pair of Levis!
I'm sorry I read that.
Walt
I'm sorry I read that.
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Yeah...like you've never shared a cigarette with a "pacified" farm animal!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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Yeah...like you've never shared a cigarette with a "pacified" farm animal!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
QuoteI'm sorry I read that.
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Yeah...like you've never shared a cigarette with a "pacified" farm animal!
"So, uh, Honey, was it as wonderful for you as it was for me?"
"Mooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Walt
QuoteQuoteI'm sorry I read that.
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Yeah...like you've never shared a cigarette with a "pacified" farm animal!
"So, uh, Honey, was it as wonderful for you as it was for me?"
"Mooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Walt
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Yup!
After the prom In high school...I took my date out to the open field hidden away behind the trees for a little...Amorous Adventure...after playing slap & tickle 'till dawn...we were awaken by my dates mother standing over us with a stern look of angry disbelief in her eyes....I tried to make my excuses while getting dressed...but all she would say to me was.....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
sioux 0
QuoteQuoteI'm sorry I read that.
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Yeah...like you've never shared a cigarette with a "pacified" farm animal!
"So, uh, Honey, was it as wonderful for you as it was for me?"
"Mooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Walt
and...
***yes, airtwardo is really the main man in that department.
He's got the best pictures too!
I'm sorry to bring this all to a new low, but now I'm wondering where the pictures are....
I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles
QuoteI'm sorry to bring this all to a new low, but now I'm wondering where the pictures are....
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My Wallet!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
sioux 0
QuoteQuoteI'm sorry to bring this all to a new low, but now I'm wondering where the pictures are....
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My Wallet!
Thanks for the first belly laugh I've had all day!
I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles
Walt..I've heard if you walk straight up to a bull and punch him hard between his eye and his ear, it will knock him unconscious.
I wouldn't recommend it if you wish to continue breathing.
QuoteThis one is from 400 ft. (Not in the US, this was a legal jump)
Walt
I see you guys dressed in the height of fashion for your BASE excursions back then...
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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
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I see you guys dressed in the height of fashion for your BASE excursions back then...
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This was obviously before Walt discovered the subtle nuances of fashon. Without tye dye, the ensemble is mediocre at best.
Trae 1
in reply to "A couple of high ones. I'll post some more pics one of these days.
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more perfection ................ nah too obvious now rl ruined it for me.
the high pics will still be good
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more perfection ................ nah too obvious now rl ruined it for me.
the high pics will still be good
Brumby 0
Hold on, is that a Goldfish i can see in the water just next to the tree?
Hmmmmm. crouching, jumping, growling. I'll file it away for either my next encounter with an angry bull or my next bad date
I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles
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