Monday Funny

[hobbes4star 0]

The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle hold on
Bob, and after he'd finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly
in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand.

His wife knew nothing of his nervous state, and she climbed onto
his lap with the thought of trying to wheedle a gift out of
him by snuggling, murmuring and fondling him.

"Jesus, woman, get off of me!" he exploded. "I get enough of this
at the office."

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Rebecca 0]

Where's the rest of the joke?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[NlghtJumper 0]

I think that was the joke. That he had women on his lap at work all the time.

Where does he work at? I need to put in an application!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[masterrig 1]

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I think that was the joke. That he had women on his lap at work all the time.

Where does he work at? I need to put in an application!

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Boss at a strip-joint!


Chuck