Broke 0 #1 January 23, 2006 Look out for the new "Mall Scam" which is happening at the local Mall. Two good-looking, 21-year-old women come to your car as you're parking it. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, while the other comes to your window saying 'hi' . . . she's bending over, with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It's impossible for a man to not look. Now, here's the kicker: When you thank them and offer them a generous tip, they say "No," and beg you for a ride to the local Mall. If you agree (which you know you will) you are smart if you tell them to sit in the back. On the way, they start having sex in the back seat --then one of them crawls up front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I'm sending on this warning because I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday . . . but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Guys, let's be careful out there!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 January 23, 2006 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 January 23, 2006 What mall is this? I wonder if they need a ride home?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #4 January 23, 2006 where do they do this? i'll one up them, i'll put all my bills in my wallet ... This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #5 January 23, 2006 hope you made sure your wallet was empty after the first time (give them more incentive to come back for more) either that you just get one for free, its all good Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 January 23, 2006 Cocheese hasn't posted to this one yet...must be mall-trolling. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #8 January 23, 2006 Quote I heard that. What? Like I didn't immediately think, "I hope his car can seat 4, or I'll have to bring my Jeep!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 January 23, 2006 I think, a continued surveillance of the mall would be beneficial. Being that, the mall is part of their 'motis operandi', it would be beneficial to 'camp-out' there. There's truth in the statement that perpetrators return to the scene of the crime. Good luck and be careful!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #10 January 23, 2006 Yes i have heard about this scam but here is the kicker the ladies are not ladies they are men, transvestites. I hope the oral was good it could of been the mailman for all you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #11 January 23, 2006 QuoteYes i have heard about this scam but here is the kicker the ladies are not ladies they are men, transvestites. I hope the oral was good it could of been the mailman for all you know. If you close your eyes, it can be anybody... Keith, looks like the scam is up...come clean! -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #12 January 23, 2006 bwhahahahaha MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
