Attn: Lonely Ladies with a spare million dollars

[briguy 0]

if you are lonely and in need of some affection, perhaps bidding http://cgi.ebay.com/i-am-selling-my-service-to-female-for-part-time-lover_W0QQitemZ5658522014QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem will brighten your life.

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[briguy 0]

OR!!!!!


IF you have 10k and an ugly daughter, try out this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/Ill-Marry-Your-Daughter-even-if-shes-ugly_W0QQitemZ5658284733QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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[waltappel 1]

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if you are lonely and in need of some affection, perhaps bidding http://cgi.ebay.com/i-am-selling-my-service-to-female-for-part-time-lover_W0QQitemZ5658522014QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem will brighten your life.

0 bids. Who would have thought?

Walt

[SkyDane 0]

How do you find those "items"??

[briguy 0]

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How do you find those "items"??

there is a WHOLE category for weird stuff:

http://everythingelse.ebay.com/

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[arai 0]

haha and in addition to the 1 million dollar asking price, he qualifies it by saying that only attrative females under 35 may apply. I think he'll quicky find that its him who is going to need to pay for the company of an attractive girl under 35.

[RhondaLea 4]

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if you are lonely and in need of some affection, perhaps bidding http://cgi.ebay.com/i-am-selling-my-service-to-female-for-part-time-lover_W0QQitemZ5658522014QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem will brighten your life.

For a minute there, I thought you had decided to auction yourself off.

I want to remind you that I have exclusive rights to auction you.

How soon will you be ready to be sold?

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[Rebecca 0]

When that happens, I'd like to open the bidding at a dolla fiddy.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[RhondaLea 4]

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When that happens, I'd like to open the bidding at a dolla fiddy.

That will go a long way to defray the cost of postage to Texas...if I send him book rate.

And it would save me a lot of time.

Let me think about it. You may have gotten the pre-bid special, young lady.

rl

P.S. What, exactly, do you intend to do with him?

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[Rebecca 0]

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When that happens, I'd like to open the bidding at a dolla fiddy.

That will go a long way to defray the cost of postage to Texas...if I send him book rate.

And it would save me a lot of time.

Let me think about it. You may have gotten the pre-bid special, young lady.

rl

P.S. What, exactly, do you intend to do with him?

Um, do with him? Why? That's not part of the purchase agreement is it? 'Cause you didn't say anything about disclosure.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[RhondaLea 4]

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Um, do with him? Why? That's not part of the purchase agreement is it? 'Cause you didn't say anything about disclosure.

You are absolutely free to do anything with him you like.

I was just curious about what you had in mind. You know, in case you have any good tips.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[Rebecca 0]

Oh.

Well, really I'm just looking for someone to do some house cleaning and errands. I may have an occasional need for other services, like sober driving, dog poop-scooping, fashion accessory, and some run-of-the-mill worshipping the ground I walk on.

That's all.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[briguy 0]

at 6'5", I'm very handy around the house retreiving things off high shelves.

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[Rebecca 0]

Excellent. This will be also be very useful for carrying my litter extra high.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[RhondaLea 4]

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at 6'5", I'm very handy around the house retreiving things off high shelves.

But do you do windows?

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[Rebecca 0]

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at 6'5", I'm very handy around the house retreiving things off high shelves.

But do you do windows?

rl

This is a dealbreaker, so I hope you do.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[briguy 0]

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Excellent. This will be also be very useful for carrying my litter extra high.

I only carry two-eyed girls.

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[Rebecca 0]

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Excellent. This will be also be very useful for carrying my litter extra high.

I only carry two-eyed girls.

I have 2 eyes. It would be rude to show you the other.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[briguy 0]

NOOOO.... you said you only had a socket and it was poorly lubricated!

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[Rebecca 0]

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NOOOO.... you said you only had a socket and it was poorly lubricated!

Yeah. So what's your point?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[briguy 0]

EYE socket.

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