hobbes4star 0 #1 January 24, 2006 I made it politically correct.Needing a woman/man is like needing a parachute. If she/he isn't there the first time you need him/her, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #2 January 24, 2006 This guy drives up to his house and where he parks is full of snow. So he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house. It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car. When he returns home, he finds that the space has been taken by some other car. He is, well, upset. What most people do is write nasty notes etc. and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle. Police sometimes get involved however, when the individual vents his wrath in somewhat more violent means. Tires and throats have been slashed over this. This guy decides to get creative. Instead of doing the usual nasty, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well. I mean, very, very thoroughly. The water of course froze solid. When the owner returned, instead of a car, he found a car-sized Popsicle. The note on the car read: "You want the space? Here, it's yours until spring!"if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
