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Thanatos340

The Rack v2.0, Metallica, Elvis and Snow Whoores...

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Thanatos340    1

Thanatos340
OK.. So I am sitting here suffering from Sleep Deprivation and Caffeine Induced Psychosis trying to put together a few thought from this past weekend.

It all stared with the First [Beer] WEST Coast Strip Club Outing last Thursday. I get picked up at the airport by none other than The Rack (tm) v2.0 and the Potty mouthed Lil ass grabber in person (Is this weekend not starting out GreatB|). The Rack proceeds to take me straight to a Strip Club.
Life is Good.
After a while Livendive, Gia and A friend of the Racks show up and join us. we are enjoying the atmosphere and taking in the sights and Three guys walk in and take a seat in the Vip Table right behind us. They look very familiar... Oh yea.. That right.. Its 3/4 of Metallica (Kirk, Lars and the new Base player).

By the end of the night.. I have a $140 bar tab, Several Lap Dances.. (I will The Rack Tell you about Her experience with this One Girl;)) and as we are Leaving we stop to talk to Kirk Hammett for a few minutes. He swears he remembers me from somewhere (My already overgrown Ego grows to all new heights. I had interviewed Metallica about 12 years ago when I still work at the College Radio station and Kirk brought it up.). Anyway.. Absolutely no rock star attitude from him even after Don tells him “I have everything you ever Recorded, I downloaded it all off Napster.” We get a Picture with him and Beth… Strip Clubs don’t like you taking pictures no matter who you are.. So we left rather quickly after that.

The next day we head to the Mountains to go Skiing and discover that Elvis is NOT dead.. He is working as a Wallmart Greater somewhere outside of Lake Tahoe.:P

There is already a Thread on the Snow Whores so I will not add much except to say that I got to hang with My Former #1 and My former #2 Crushes and with The Rack, Gia, Livendive, MonkeyCandDo, Tall Guy, ChaosKitty (Who I got rescue off the Mountain!) and many more of the Byron crowd. By 6:00pm on Saturday the Drunk Dials were flying as we had 4 different Phones being passed around the bar at one time Drunk Dialing everyone we could think of. I don’t remember much else at all about Saturday night other that I am pretty damn sure I had a Good time.

What a Fucking Weekend!! Now I have to go get some MUCH needed sleep.

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PsychoBob    0

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Hey Bro,
I'M JEALOUS DAMMIT!;);) Not only did you get to hang with one or two hotties, you had a whole damn harem with you! The pics are great and I'm glad you had a good time.

I wonder if this "Green with Envy" color will last until Dublin!:P
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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PsychoBob    0

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***Did you get a DD from us?

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If you called I didn't get it. :( I was going to the DZ and put my phone in my Bronco but it started raining and I forgot about it. Just my luck!>:(

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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mcneill79    0

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If you called I didn't get it. :( I was going to the DZ and put my phone in my Bronco but it started raining and I forgot about it. Just my luck!>:(

We definitely attempted to call you. Wonder if I have the right number for you. If not some random person got a drunken message from us :D

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chaoskitty    0

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Jello Jay saved my life. I'm serious. Well .... I probably wouldnt have died but he kept me from freaking out and stayed with me down a double black that I had NO business being on. Jello Jay is a good friend to have. He'll stick with ya. Even when you neglect to read the signs. B|
Next time, kitty stays on the blues! :S:D

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ladyskydiver    0

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Oh no...I am nothing compared to you...I saw pictures from the Halloween boogie ;):P



Ah...but I tightened your corset, and I believe there are pics of that posted somewhere. You can compare. ;)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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mcneill79    0

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Just thought I would post a serious response to this.

I had and awesome time this weekend surrounded by good friends. I wish you all lived closer so I could see you more often. J, thanks for getting me to plan this whole outing and for flying out here to be part of the fun. Gia, I'm so glad you drove up here to play in the snow. Too bad we never made those snow angels. Oh wait I believe I did on Friday night, when someone decided to push me into the powder :P Dave, I'm really glad you decided to fly down here last minute on a whim, even if you did make Gia miss the beginning of the strip clubs. You two still got to see the best part ;) Without you we wouldn't have had that awesome breakfast Saturday morning, my mouth is watering thinking about bacon right now. Krisanne, we will have to make our Good Vibrations trip next time you are down here. Sean, thanks for driving the second car up for us. Kevin (aka Tall Guy), sorry we kept you up with all of our snoring.

Wow there are so many great memories from this weekend that I can't even write them all down. So here are the random thoughts that come to mind. This was only my second time to a strip club and I definitely enjoyed myself. J, you really know how to pick out the good strippers. I must admit I was completely mesmerized by that one girl ;), not to mention the girl that thought I should be part of the show too :P We definitely have to check out strip clubs in a state with more lax laws ;)

Thanks to everyone for taking care of me Friday morning, when I thought I was going to die, even if you did take video of me sleeping :P I learned to play Texas Hold Em this weekend so now I can kick some butt on Thursday night :) Thanks to everyone who participated in the drunk dials, passing the phones around the table was hilarious. To all the Byron Snow Whores, thanks for having us over and supplying us with yummy food and wine. Operation "Capture GFD" worked perfectly on Saturday night, and it was an unforgeable experience ;)

Can't wait to see you all soon. Miss you guys.

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Thanatos340    1

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Operation "Capture GFD" worked perfectly on Saturday night



Who would have thought that we could have pulled off Operation Capture GFD so easily.

I put so much planning and thought into the plan complete with elaborate schematics, drawings and blue prints. I will have to scan in the original plan this evening and post it.

The plan diagram was quite elaborate with MonkeyCandDo leading the assault on the Snow Whore Compound with a Huge Bottle of Patron as the Decoy. Then the little Ass Grabba would well.. Grab ass while everyone’s back was turned while The Rack and I would Toss GFD over my shoulder and run for the door with our Captured prize and Tall guy was to Stand in the doorway to block the door to cover our escape.
The real Flaw in the plan was that GFD was the one that was most distracted by the Bottle of Patron. She tended to Growl a little whenever someone else got near it. Standing between her and a Bottle of Patron is NOT a safe place to be!!

It kinda sucks that all we had to do was say.. Hey wanna come back to our Place and Play cards. Maybe next time we will just stick to the original plan.:P

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